epileptic yoghurt throwing love wand

penis

i sucked his epileptic yoghurt throwing love wand

by b-man68 January 03, 2010

wizard wand

A wizard wand is when you take your girls dildo and bust a nut all over it. You then have your girl piss on it to give it some Mello warmth. Then quickly so it doesn’t cool off stick the wand in your girls pussy. ( for special effect stick your dick in her anus to give her the two sticker). They say wizard wands are magical.

Maria and I were role playing last night and I was a warlock so I gave her a wizard wand.

I use used a wizard wand to give Mary a two sticker.

by I like the thicc Bois January 04, 2019

eskimo wand

When you poop in a condom, then tie it off and freeze it turning it into a delightful frozen turd dildo.

I heard Tracy got a frosty orgasm from her Eskimo wand Dave made her for Valentine's Day.

by Emtrondon December 10, 2016

rug wand

A clit so long, you can see it through the thickest bush

When i took her home last night she surprised me with a rug wand

by thebloodytoot January 17, 2016

wand of magic missile

The name of a penis of a nerdy friend.

“Wait is that a wand of magic missile in your pocket or is that a pencil.”

by Dune_fucker May 01, 2018

moon wand

a lingering fart

Erin, did you leave a moon wand in my car?

by LoughHicks. December 02, 2010

nature’s wand

Such phrases implies the penis

Sarah was able to make a child by Dave’s life-giving nature’s wand.

by Peanutting the nut May 29, 2024