Wallet Buddy

The condom kept in every man's wallet that never gets used

D: Hey it looks like Andy might get some action tonight
E: Dont count on it man he just pulled the lost in your eyes gag.
D: Looks like his wallet buddy wont get used once again

by felixthebear June 12, 2009

bitch wallet

a man who has a girlfriend

Guy 1: "I always buy food for my girlfriend."
Guy 2: "Yea, you're a total bitch wallet."

by badmanminton January 31, 2023

Birth Wallet

Vagina

Coined by Theo Von- This past weekend podcast! This girl wanted me to get at her birth wallet standing up behind the bowling alley.

by Revival31313 July 11, 2018

Jewish Wallet

When you put coins in the foreskin of a uncircumcised penis

“Hey Larry can I borrow a Quarter?”
“Yeah let me get it out of my Jewish Wallet”

by Sypek January 22, 2020

Poo wallet

Poo wallet is a game that involves 1 old wallet, some poo and a road.

Place the poo inside wallet, Leave out on road, hide in a spot where you can watch unsuspecting victims pick up wallet.

Works better if you have a fiver sticking out of wallet to give the feeling that its their lucky day.

Kid- I am bored.
Kid2- Lets play "Poo wallet"

by OsamaBinFappin December 20, 2012

Glizzy Wallet

Hip-hop reference for butt hole.

Guy one “sex was cool, till she stuck her finger in my ass”
Guy two “oh dude, she touched your glizzy wallet”

by Mcnuggs10! March 24, 2022

Harlem Wallet

The storage place used by suspects and perpetrators who hide things between their buttocks hoping to avoid discovery during a police search.

Used by New York City Police Department officers

Sarge, we found that lady's cell phone in his Harlem wallet, I doubt she's going to want it back.

by Wrangler of Skanks March 24, 2011