Wallet Mouth

During a fight or an altercation, if one of the participants is knocked unconcious the victor (or a spectator) places a wallet in the victims mouth so as to prevent him from choking on his own tongue. Usually after getting wallet mouthed the victor ends up getting a free victory fuck from the loser's girlfriend.

He got wallet mouthed after talking trash to an arabian bear fighter. Subsequently Alex's girlfriend couldn't walk straight for a week.

by Kadoo34 October 19, 2009

Beef Wallet

A term used to describe the female genitalia. Some scholars believe the term came into use to describe a big lipped, full, meaty vagina. While others believe it is the vagina's ability to store a mans beef that give the name meaning.

Guy #1 - "Hey, you see that girl in the yoga pants?"
Guy #2 - "Yea."
Guy #1 - "You can totally see her Beef Wallet!"

by The Murricane January 5, 2011

Lost My Wallet

Lost My Wallet: When you are so stressed over something, that you freak out, or are on the verge of freaking out. A more angry, short term version of losing your marbles.

Bill "Mate, whats up, you seem stressed."

Ted "Aye pal, just been on Jeremy Kyle, found out that kid ain't mine"
Bill "Ah balls, how ya feel?"
Ted "How ye think? I've fucking Lost My wallet lad."

Example 2

"Mate if you don't piss of now, I'm gonna nut ye, cos I am literally about to lose my wallet.

by SFWI85 April 10, 2011

fluffy sausage wallet

A funny yet derogatory word for female genetals.

I totally wrecked her fluffy sausage wallet last night.

by trabenbass April 18, 2011

meat wallet

a meat wallet is a hot meatty vaj that swallows up your meat.

I filled that chicks meat wallet last night.

by herman11111111 December 28, 2005

Beer Wallet

When you wake up the next day after a hard nights drinking to find you dont have a single note in your wallet but about $30 in change.

Caused by being so drunk you only ever pay for each beer with a note.

1: Shit your wallet is so heavy its pulling your pants off!

2: Yeah. I've got a bad case of beer wallet.

by Roons March 29, 2008

Wallet rape

This happens to anyone whom has paid way too much for something, particularly a designer item that could have been purchased (especially a nice knockoff brand) for about 500% less somewhere else. It usually results in feelings of victimization, embarrassment, and guilt.

Stella realized she was the victim of wallet rape after spending $2869.00 at Neiman Marcus only to find virtually the same ensemble for $250.00 at Bebe Clothing.

by jasmine99999 June 4, 2009