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Woke Mind Virus

An illiberal and dogmatic form of left wing identity politics that analyses social issues primarily through the lens of supposed power differentials between morally ranked identity groups. Given to shutting down dissent from its orthodoxy by equating it with harm.
You can't believe anything that they say, they are infected with the Woke Mind Virus, they are incapable of seeing reality.
by The_Donald May 20, 2022
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The Virus

The infamous virus that wasn't taken seriously by an inept administration and was allowed to spread uncontrollably causing stupid idiots to buy all the toilet paper in the USA and price gouge cleaning products.

Known by its common name The Coronavirus
The idiots during spring break wanted to play with the virus, so the decided to party up on the beaches
by Dr. Shady Dre Slim March 23, 2020
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China Virus

Racist name for COVID-19, a.k.a. the Trumpvirus.
The racist Covidiot went to Trump's poorly attended, lame-ass rally in Tulsa without a mask and caught the Trumpvirus, which they called the "China virus."
by America Lover 🇺🇸 August 27, 2020
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T-Virus

The 'T-virus', which stands for 'Tyrant-virus', is an RNA virus developed by the international pharmaceutical company Umbrella. It was created for use in the development of 'Human biological weapons', better known as zombies. By using it to mutate a victim's genes while also adding the DNA of an amphibian, the 'Fighting biological weapon', known as the Hunter, was also created. An even deadlier 'Fighting biological weapon', called the Tyrant, can be made by injecting the 'T-virus' into a perfectly compatible host.

Roughly 90% of the world's human population can be infected by the virus and turn to zombies, while those who escape infection could be killed by the infected. Roughly 1 in 10 million people will become a Tyrant when infected.

All lifeforms, ranging from primitive insects to mammals, can be infected by the 'T-virus'.
The 'T-virus' was responsible for the outbreak of mutants in and near Raccoon city in 1998.
by Jonathan December 26, 2003
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voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

Actually, "Lady Marmalade" was not by Patti Labelle, but by the group Labelle, a band she fronted. Nona Hendryx and Sarah Dash rounded out the trio. "Lady Marmalade" was written by Bob Crewe and Kenny Nolan and was featured on Labelle's 1974 album Nightbirds.
Disco Stu-pid got it only partially right...
by testpatern April 24, 2005
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run a virus scan

What's he doing in there with the door closed? I think he's running a virus scan.

I always run a virus scan before I leave the office.
by student of the scroll September 16, 2009
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