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Viking Boating

A form of transportation used by the Vikings in which many slaves sat and rowed in unison to propel a boat or arch. In modern times, it is commonly referred to as Rowing or Crew, however, these are indeed wrong titles for the art.
Guy: Hey! Did you see those people over there Viking Boating on the lake the lake the other day?

Girl: Yeah, I saw them. I stupidly thought it was crew or rowing, thanks for clearing that up for me.

Guy: No problem.
by niks luds March 15, 2010
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minnesota vikings

The greatest nfl team ever. They should be making the superbowl every year but are being held back by their fuckwit coach Brad Childress.
Guy#1, "Who won in the nfl this weeekend?"
Guy#2, "The Minnesota Vikings beat Detroit"
Guy#1, "That goes without saying, the Vikings rock!!!"
by woody#1 March 1, 2009
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ass viking

such as a glorified butt-pirate or a horny butt-pirate
Jeff Niedfelt is such an ASS VIKING!
by Shad December 13, 2003
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screaming viking

a drink that exists, ironically, because it didn't exist. On an episode of "Cheers," they stump a cocky bartender who says he can make any drink, by ordering a "Screaming Viking." Woody make it up though: 1 oz lime juice, 1 celery stalk, 1 cucumber spear. Stir with ice, strain, garnish.
Carla: One screaming viking coming up. Would you like the cucumber bruised?
by Frank Booth January 3, 2005
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Viking Drunk

When you're so drunk you go into a viking like rage. Follows the stage of being Ninja Drunk.
"Ugh, I just got off the ship, after spending 24 hours being viking drunk"

"Did you see Rob last night? He was so viking drunk, he punched a bouncer!"
by viking girl January 9, 2010
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Vikings with manners

There Are NO Vikings With Manners!!
do i need to explain
Vikings with manners do not exist.
by Allysa August 3, 2007
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anal viking

A homosexual male who forcefully rapes and plunders rectums.
Mike Tyson was a successful anal viking in prison.
by lmonk December 29, 2004
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