vanilla custard

When two African Americans insert there penis in the nostrils of an Anglo-Saxon woman and ejectulate. Thus creating a jizzy runny nose called a vanilla custard

Dude I heard Jamal and Tyron gave brittnay a vanilla custard

by Chadthefran April 9, 2017

Vanilla Lovin'

va-nil-la lov-in':

When a person of a different ethnicity other than Caucasian is longing to be loved by the Caucasian persuasion.

also known as VL or Milky Milky Co-Co puffs.

Hey baby....how about some vanilla lovin'?

or

I see your chocolate...and I raise you one Vanilla Lovin'.

by Micahsauras Rex July 20, 2010

Cherry Vanilla

A term in the swinger (non-monogomous lifestyle) for a person (or couple) who appear to be sexually open or adventurous, but doesn't (yet) actually engage in non-traditional sexual activities.

It's derived from the term "vanilla" which is used to describe a mainstream person who isn't in the swinger (or alt/kink) lifestyle.

Mary is such a hottie...do you think she'd be down for a threesome? No? Too bad...I guess she's a cherry vanilla.

by Not2serious November 18, 2016

vanilla potato

A grown-ass white man who uses puns way too often, is a proud to be a momma's boy, and is usually named Michael.

"Hey girl! How was your date with Tinder Mike?"
Mia rolled her eyes and replied, "Ugh, he was such a vanilla potato".

by Anewmia June 15, 2019

vanilla boner

Only being sexually attracted to normal sexual desires

Phil: Hey Rob, I just had the best orgasm.
Rob: Oh yeah, what porn did you watch?
Phil: Just Normal guy and girl.
Rob: Man, you really have vanilla boner, don't ya Rob?

by Espeoni October 10, 2015

Vanilla Fireworks

When 6 or more men jack off on a biscuit. The last one to jizz on the biscuit must eat it and take cum to the face and head.

Me and me gay buds had a party and played truth or dare. We were all dared to do a Vanilla Fireworks and my friend lost it was so fun!

by FreddyTheJerk February 5, 2012

Flipping Vanillas

When swingers convert non-swingers (vanillas) into the lifestyle.

Joe and Kate were flipping vanillas while they were on vacation. The people had never been with another couple, and now they’re all going to Hedo together next fall.

by KandJ619 July 7, 2019