I can 100% guarantee that whether it’s walking or driving, I will be killed by someone making a Vancouver left turn
by soup_19 December 16, 2024
Kirk: how's Claudia doing with her new boyfriend?
Josh: oh, you know, he's a Vancouver Special. Nobody wants that.
Josh: oh, you know, he's a Vancouver Special. Nobody wants that.
by Vancouver Special December 01, 2018
Vancouver aka trashcouver is located in Bitchest Colombia, a state which is part of the 26 landfills of the united shits of ass-merica. Vancouver is home to the most naeif, mean, and psychopathic tyrants . The viewscape of vancouver is comparible to a massive landfill sight like the 25 other landfills in the mainland united shits. Bitchest colombia bordersn 3 BETTER canadian provences that being Yukon, Alberta, and Alaska.
by Knmagor September 22, 2022
the utah of canada, so irrelevant and doesnt matter at alll… full of knock off lil-maceee’s. do not recommend. you will get canned IMMEDIATELY.
by hindu packed April 04, 2023
Guy 1: Have you heard of a Vancouver Lemon?
Guy 2: No lmao
Guy 1: Save yourself
Guy 2: Why???
Guy 1: Extra Mustard. Table.
Guy 2: No lmao
Guy 1: Save yourself
Guy 2: Why???
Guy 1: Extra Mustard. Table.
by L'boot February 12, 2021
A maneuver offer preformed by one lover on another while in the Great White North. The goal is to jam an ice cube so far up your lovers rectum that surely only a plumber could dislodge it.
Pat and I had just met at the convention and we took these sex pills from the gas station bathroom and wow were they potent. I remember Pat saying this was the Vancouver Plumber as the ice cubes went alarmingly deep into me. I just kept thinking ‘Safer than grapefruits cause they just melt!’ as Pat had said. Needless to say the words were as comforting as my new lovers frozen penetration.
by RidersBrohan August 22, 2022
Anyone who isn't from Vancouver, Canada, has observed a peculiar trend among those who are born and raised there. Native Vancouverites often come across as cold, socially awkward, envious, insecure and gossipy. Additionally, many of the men exhibit notably feminine traits.
Some of their preferred pastimes involve gossiping about friends behind their backs, fabricating stories about them, and sitting with their legs crossed in a typically feminine manner. It's also uncommon to find one who is over 6 feet tall, and many have either chubby or scrawny build.
Everyone not from Vancouver seems to think they are insecure autistic weirdos
Some of their preferred pastimes involve gossiping about friends behind their backs, fabricating stories about them, and sitting with their legs crossed in a typically feminine manner. It's also uncommon to find one who is over 6 feet tall, and many have either chubby or scrawny build.
Everyone not from Vancouver seems to think they are insecure autistic weirdos
by Isabel <3 November 21, 2024