Toyam Vacuum

Masturbating by sticking your genitals into a vacuum cleaner and using its suction to stimulate your sex organ to ejaculation.

When Ben bought a brand new, top of the line, super-suction, $4,000 Dyson, I wondered what was wrong with our old one.... Yup, he had been using it as a Toyam Vacuum. The whole thing was clogged with dried toyam juice. Not a move!

by BV69BV September 5, 2017

feeding the vacuum

Slang for fucking the vacuum. With a penis of course. Fucking the tube is usually how its done.

Mom: Son! What are you doing to the vacuum!?!?

Son: Feeding the vacuum.

by TrolleyMC June 17, 2017

Crack vacuum

Crack vacuum is the definition of being a idiot or stupid

J hope your being a crack vacuum

by Hope_world•w• January 29, 2020

Christmas Vacuum

A small vacuum used in a dorm room.

“I accidentally spilled my fireworks on the floor!”
“You can use the Christmas vacuum to clean them up!”

by diphenhydramine March 31, 2021

vacuum hole

A woman's vagina when she's so horny that her pussy is ready to suck in any man's dick that gets close to it.

Teri: Ladies I can't wait to get to the gangbang tonight! My vacuum hole is ready to suck up every ounce of cum those guys can offer!!!
Terri: Ok Ms. Hoover let's blow this joint!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021

Panty-Vacuumer

Any man who is able to attain ass without even trying almost seemily by just walking into a room.

That man is so fine! When he walks in this bar it is like the panties fly right off the women. Almost like he vacuums them up. He is a panty-vacuumer!

by CIRCE0801 May 18, 2010

virtual vacuum

The emptiness felt when real experience is replaced by virtual experience.

Another day of phone and computer, without human touch or eye contact, and she felt an aching virtual vacuum.

by Monkey's Dad April 13, 2020