Certified User of New Technology 

This is an acrostic term for cunt. Used mostly in technical environments

The boss broke our servers and made me stay late to fix them, he's a Certified User of New Technology...

Certified User of New Technology by silvaplom June 4, 2010

urban dictionary user 

Someone who posts definitions on this site. There are two types of UD Users that I've noticed:
1) The user who tries very hard to post an unbiased opinion and not to take sides.
2) The user who is a complete and total douche and only posts insulting, vulgar, and downright rude definitions. These are also the users who flame like there's no tomorrow, band together to try to remove definitions that they don't agree with, and tend to have small dicks. In short, the users that are ruining this site.

Of the two users, the latter are the reason I resort to wikipedia more than here.

urban dictionary user by Matt August 5, 2005

Mega Knight User 

This user is a legitimate cuck and should burn in hell for all of eternity. Due to lack of parental guidance and a father, A Mega knight user can be found with all the other scum of the earth, at the bottom of waste bins among others of its species. This includes, E-Giant, Balloon, Golem users and Adolf Hitler . Anything that has described a diarrhoea filled thrift shop toilet can also describe this person.

'Ah, another fatherless Mega knight user'

Mega Knight User by smarta than u March 4, 2022

Android User 

A human, just like you.

Why the fuck would you search this? Just so you could find some snarky remark about them being 'fucking gay' or 'dumb ass bitches'? Get a fucking life. What brand your little computer pocket comes from ain't important, chief.

Chad - Yo, you heard? David got an Android, what a cuck.
Mike - You... do know it doesn't fucking matter, right?
Chad - Android users are gay as fuck!
Mike - {Unfriends Chad, fuck you Chad}

Android User by tinyrubberducks September 11, 2019

og user 

pathetic group of internet dwellers who spend all day trying to obtain "cool" and "rare" usernames which they obtain usually by sim swapping or other types of fraud. they r rampant on discord, steam, soundcloud, pretty much any social media they can get their hands on. short usernames make them cum for some reason. they think they r the shit because they steal money and look mysterious online but they have 0 social life or actual friends.

That e-girl has an og user boyfriend only because he buys her designer brand purses and her entire wishlist.

og user by eben99999 April 18, 2022

iPhone user 

A person who owns and uses their iPhone (6 and up) regularly.

Wow, Jessie has been a Iphone user for quite a while now.

iPhone user by Woah, Black Jesus! January 4, 2020

Pail User 

A "Pail User" is a derogatory term used to describe a person who uses a bucket or pail (while binge playing videogames) to defecate in, instead of using the restroom. Pail Users mainly come from the MMORPG and Reddit communities.

Guy 1: Did you see what happened to Dylan after he got World of Warcraft?" Guy 2: "Yeah he turned into a real Pail User."

Pail User by FSR_FritoPie January 22, 2021