uptight

awesome song by green day

I woke up on the wrong side of the floor.
Made, made my way through the front door.
Broke my engagement with myself.
Perfect picture of bad health, another notch scratched on my belt.
The future just ain't what it used to be.

I got a new start on a dead end road.
Peaked, peaked out on reaching new lows.
Owe, I paid off all my debts to myself.
Perfect picture of bad health, another notch scratched on my belt.
The future's in my living room.

Uptight, I'm a nag with a gun.
All night, suicide's last call.
I've been uptight all night.
I'm a son of a gun.
Uptight I'm a nag with a gun.

by The Vampyr Jayk July 16, 2008

Uptown

Uptown refers to above 86 street but more above 96 street on the West side of Manhattan mainly from amsterdam avenue streets to about morning side park to the east and 125 to the North which becomes Harlem.

Kurious Jorge, a half Cuban, half Boricua mc from Manhattan Valley, the small Latin ghetto sandwhiched between Central Park and Upper West side. He first came out with some local NY hits like "Uptown Sh*t"

by Facts7 May 13, 2007

Upty-downy

A retarded term for a seesaw/teeter-totter.
The word can be used to refer to such a spaz or retard who always hogs the seesaw even if there is nobody on the other side. When a play-ground is over-run or especially renowned for the presence of retarded children it is said to be full of upty-downys. The word is derived from the simpleton way of explaining the motion of a seesaw.

Ad: You wanna go to the play-ground?
Jim: Nah, you kidding? That place is full of upty-downys.

Or:

Ad: What would you like to do at the play-ground?
Olz (retarded): I want to sit on the upty-downy. <while dribbling> I love the upty-downy. Duhhhh.

by Hirshy December 23, 2010

Upton Sinclair

A man who wrote the book titled "The Jungle" about an immigrant family coming to the United States to find work. Long , boring, annoying, story short, he saved the packing industry by writing about terrible work conditions and potential cannibalism in the U.S.'s industrial revolution. This is all good and dandy, but we should all remember him as the socialist asshole who ran for governor in 1934. After his after his "End Poverty in California" campaign, he lost. California, which was just as neutral as Nevada currently is, jumped on the band wagon for socialism, or at least the people who wanted this dickhead as governor did. This became a snowball of bullshit until it became California as the rest of the states know it today; a shitty, fascist, you-have-to-conform, SJW littered, pile of hot garbage.

History Teacher: 'Did you know Upton Sinclair wrote the book that saved you from eating other people?!'

Me: 'That's true, but did you know he was a socialist who was influenced by Huey Long, the governor of Louisiana who though we should "Share Our Wealth?"

History Teacher: 'Reallly? I never knew that! *Commie-ness Intensifies*

by A-A-Ron the DM May 15, 2018

uptown hoe

one of those bitches who always wanna say somthin'
she thank she great an all
but she just a hoe

lil' kim is one motha fuckin uptown hoe

by kamokills July 1, 2008

uptee

ovo niggas who dick ride trends and are on drakes d. usually from the 6ix and is in no resemblamce to a bucktee. These ovo niggas appear fresh but inside they are dying.

uptee ovo dick riders need to fix up big facts ya dun now

by 6plug June 7, 2018

uptonia

Pertaining to Upton, or a philosophy or imaginary state of being that is centered around Upton.

His life is a constant fantasy, it's as if he lives in uptonia.

by Michael C. Upton June 13, 2008