fuck up fairy

Sarcastic way of saying that something has gone wrong. Similar to the tooth fairy, but the fuck up fairy leaves mayhem instead of money.

It looks like the fuck up fairy came to visit - Milton crashed the system again.

by raven lunatic October 30, 2007

beat the fuck up

To have your ass handed to you in a fight, To basically be violently assaulted by mass proportions.

If you don't shut the fuck up, your gonna get beat the fuck up.

Did you see Rocky? It's a shame he got beat the fuck up.

by HighWelder October 15, 2009

fucked up family

A family full of fucked up people, with messed up roles, genders and minds

A fucked up family is for example The kardashians

by Kungfu5 April 8, 2016

shut the fuck up

what you say when you're losing an argument or stuck talking to an idiot you dont want to waste your time talking to

asshole: blah blah blah
you: shut the fuck up

by Prince_Of_Kingston November 27, 2013

back the fuck up

a hostile directive to retreat; usually to feign an attempt to prevent an altercation.

Nigga, You had best to back the fuck up offa me fo I beat yo bitch-ass!

by spence-doggy-ddog February 11, 2006

fucked up shit

An event that scars normal, law-abiding people for the rest of their lives.

A wide variety of things can be described as fucked up shit, some of which are listed below.

2 girls 1 cup
viruses
torture
bestiality
hXc internet porn
watching the polar express 50+ times
seeing fat people have sex
seeing your grandparents have sex
seeing any old people have sex
seeing your parents have sex
seeing your siblings have sex (even if it's not incest)
watching somebody commit suicide
using bodies as sandbags (you know... war..)
rape stories
watching people jump out of burning buildings (9/11)
watching animal cruelty videos
4chan
omegle
putrid sex object
2 guys 1 horse

holy fucking shit man.. there's a lot of fucked up shit out there..

by da tr00f July 24, 2009

Shut The Fuck Up

Precisely what people should do instead of posting shitty Instagram stories of the meaning of their names on Urban Dictionary.

*Tushar* *Posts Shitty Urban Dictionary Story*

*Me*- Shut the fuck up!

by Dingdong69420 June 1, 2019