Moist Unhappy

The feeling when you're in the middle of a sexual act and you don't feel like continuing, but your body is wet anyway

I was really moist unhappy in the car the other day with Devani

by lozzledrawzzles November 21, 2022

Umpha

The sound a female makes during mating. It starts out as "Umph" (can repeat) and is followed by a "ahhhhhhh" or "ah".

Umph-ahhhhhhhhhhhh! "Umpha!"

by OO=[][]=OO April 3, 2011

Unplayable

(1) Description of an individual (male or female) who is extremely successful with the opposite sex to the extent that if he or she makes a move on someone, it will inevitably end up with the unplayable individual getting his/her way. The individual often appears to put in little to no effort yet is always successful in record-breaking time.

OR

(2) Description of a female individual who is so attractive that nobody would have the confidence to speak to her, except perhaps an Unplayable male.

Both definitions are analogous with an unplayable cricket delivery, i.e. just too good.

(1) "Where's Tom?"
"He's chatting to that girl over there"
"Oh yeah. Well we won't be getting a taxi back with him then"
"I know. Once a girl is in his sights that's it. The guy is completely unplayable."

(2)"That girl is so good looking, I wouldn't have a prayer of chatting her up."
"Yeah, I know. She's completely unplayable."

by brad2911 September 14, 2012

unhappienate

See happienate. It's the opposite.

I hate Jill, and when I saw her delighted that John asked her out, I came up with a devious plan to unhappienate her - I killed John. With a butcher's knife. In the ass. I bet it hurt.

I think by smashing my train to pieces, I may have unhappienated it a little.

by Jizzle January 12, 2005

unhammered

meaning not hammered

"It stuck out like an unhammered nail."

by Jenny C. December 11, 2006

unhang

to take off of its hanger.
to dehang something.

A: "Bubbah, will you unhang my sweatshirt for me?"
B: "sure, if you unhang the chicken"

by unhanged101 May 10, 2010

unphotoshopable

a girl or guy that is sooo beautiful it causes photoshop to crash/freeze.

Girl: I cant photoshop my picture; it's always freezing on my pictures..... :p
Guy: Thats because your unphotoshopable. ;)
Girl: Meaning???
Guy: You're already beautiful. :D
Girl: Awwwwwwwwww <3 <3 <3

by pokepotty August 6, 2011