Road Beer (UK) 

When you on your way to the lads to bang some nose pizza. You take a beer with you to drink en route. Whilst walking.

Yo, clive let's get some nose pizza from chango. Ok Robert, but we gonna need a few road beer (uk) bruv.

Road Beer (UK) by Tony the DR of luggage December 31, 2020

axel.gov.uk 

The #1 little omega mutual of the famous alpha @ic3d.c0ff33 on tiktok.

Person A: Tiktok user ic3d.c0ff33 has sooo many omega mutuals on tiktok but who is boos number 1?
Person B: That must be axel.gov.uk, mew just recently accepted mews position!

axel.gov.uk by Ic3d_coff33 June 2, 2021

Sun in the uk 

More rare than rolling a 829 on a 999999998828191919911991919919191 sided dice if it exited

I love britan
What about the weather there
Oh yeah sun in the uk is so rare

Sun in the uk by Ikjjjjjiiiiuuuu July 30, 2021

prom in the uk 

very very overrated (overrated is an understatement)

why I dont want to go...

1- my year is going to be there (very judgemental people - also they are all assholes)
2- the money involved (I'm really not rich)

3- everybody is very obsessed and I don't have the energy to try that hard for a dance

4- dancing is boring

5- there's no alcohol - i just want to get black-out drunk
6- no date (sadly - though did i mention everyone in my year are assholes)
7- i KNOW i will embarrass myself
8- #introvert

person 1: omg can we go to this prom shop to choose dresses?!
person 2: let's rent an expensive limo!
person 3: I'm going to work out and diet every day so i look good for prom!
person 4: I love prom in the uk!!
me: I'm not going
all: omg why?! It'll be amazing and fun!!
me: no. no, it really really won't
all: you're missing out
me: really, I'm not

prom in the uk by some.random.kid February 18, 2023

Axe Wound UK 

Axe Wound UK is the national leader in analysis of rusty bullet wounds. They have over a decade of experience in clunge examination, often ringing up fast food outlets to enquire about the snatches of their employees.

John: Mate I keep getting calls asking me about how many Pro V1s my daughter can cram up her twinkle cave?
Steve: It’s Axe Wound UK! They’ve been pestering me for weeks now asking to bend my mum over in KFC and mash her gash!

Axe Wound UK by WillyHunterTrapstar69 April 20, 2023

Bath, UK 

A scenic British city located near NE Somerset. It has lots of colour, history and boba tea? A good city to be in for studying the arts & studying history. With wonderful cuisine, talented street performers and great education/job opportunities; It's a great place to be!

Person 1: Hey, I'm from Bath, UK
Person 2: Wow! I've always wanted to go there!
Person 1: Cool!

Bath, UK by Chrispycoop January 19, 2023

Samus.co.uk

The result of having anal sex with a cow without having protection. Twice.

lolwtf yarr is teh booty of teh pirate.

Samus.co.uk by Ghandiisms February 20, 2005