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jim: ugh you are so stupid
carl: ur mum gay
jim:*ligit fucking dies*
by Your_local_lesbian December 30, 2019
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Ur mum gay

Commonly used as an insult during fights
Kevin: Ur mum gay
Steve:No u
by Big bob who’s mum is dead January 19, 2020
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ur mum

ur mum is a person who likes your dad. she also likes sleeping in a weekdays and being late for work. ur mum is someone you can count on to make a burnt omlet at midnight. ur mum likes going to partys celebrating kids birthday partys; and especially the random neighbor kids who lives next door which she likes more than you. she typically has a farting issue when shes at campfires.
kids friend: hey look its ur mum
kid: thats not my mum thats ur mum
by urmum12345 April 29, 2021
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ur mum

a response that can be used to reply to most questions.

e.g
Zoe: "what are you doing?"
Me: "ur mum"
it can also be used as "ur dad, ur nan, etc etc"
by marvellous*may May 21, 2022
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You: what are u eating
Emily: I'm eating ur mum
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ur mum

sexy bitch
gets all the bitties
milf

whore
by im a milf March 9, 2022
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ur mum

Typically used by 12 year old British kids with elite humour. Used as an insult
by gay for ur mum February 16, 2022
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