Treating

If a friend asks if you can treat him, it means that you treat him to like a chocolate bar and he is able to decide if he wants to treat you or not.

Joe: Hey bob, can you treat me to a Slurpee?
Bob: Yeah Sure!

2 weeks later
Bob: Hey Joe can you treat me this time?
Joe: Nah maybe some other time.

I personally will never be treating some of my friends again if they wont treat me back.

by 243567432 May 24, 2009

teaching

A profession that highly skilled people find themselves in when they can't find a better job.

For all those people who say that teaching is great.....it is....just because all the kids are like Vikki Pollard

Shit I can't find a job that opays more than £10,000 a year....better go into teaching

by Heather Scott November 4, 2004

Tomorrow’s Teachings

A channel that is not well known on YouTube, however somehow manages to be even funnier than popular channels like Dhar Mann. They make videos that teach life lessons, however they are often funny or offensive and fail to teach any lesson. Some of their videos include Evil Dad Throws Baby in Trash, featuring a man who has the power to possess anyone and aliens, Mom takes Autistic Son’s D**k Pic, featuring zombies and a teenager who is forced to pretend he is autistic by his mom, and Karen Hunts Down Mexicans Part 1 and Part 2 which is explained purely by the title. Oh and they sell merch and you can submit videos for $30

At school
A: Have you watched Tomorrow’s Teachings?
B: No, why?
A: Watch them when you get home, it is so funny
B: OK
At home
B: watches Evil Dad Throws Baby in Trash by Tomorrow’s Teachings WHAT IS THIS THIS IS SO FUNNY 😭 suffocates to death while laughing

by 😩 daddy October 22, 2023

tracking

To express progress being made on some unit of work

- How are you tracking on your deliverable?
- Bad, I'll need to pushback on the ETA

by ppominville August 27, 2003

Streaching

a dance for young teenagers, mostly young girls ages 12-22, to do in booty shorts or slutty clothing. shaking your butt while throwing your hands in the air and bending to the ground is a way to do it. you mostly see the curvy whores do it, but any attention craving slutty girl will do it to get there guy, or shake there money maker on youtube.

"Hey. Did you see Anna streaching at the dance yesterday?"
"Yeah. All the guys were on her."

by Farrahottie May 22, 2009

breaching

when having sex and the penis accidentally enters the anus.

we were doing it doggie style and she got breaching. woops anal sex

by joethewookie December 31, 2014

treading

someone walking heavily

"what the hells that noise?"
"it's chuffin' craig the fat treader he treads everywhere because of his weight he's a right treading freak as$ joint"

by aboo December 28, 2005