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Tony Duncan 

As a pre-intercourse ritual, the male puts a donut around the shaft of his penis as a buffer between himself and the female vagina. The male then continues the sex untill climax. Once he reaches the top of the mountain he then feeds the pastry to his partner as a post coatus snack.
"Man I bought a box of donuts, I'm gonna show her the Tony Duncan tonight"
Tony Duncan by Tony Duncan September 19, 2014

Mr Tony Knows 

It's an irrefutable, scientific fact that Mr Tony Knows. Knows what? Everything that has ever happened, is happening and possibly could happen.

Therefore 'Mr Tony Knows' is the definitive answer to all questions.

For evidence of Mr Tony's omniscience, google it and find a picture. Then you will know, what I know, what joe33 shoulda knew, That Mr Tony Knows. It's fact.
'Aww man, where my keys at?'

'Dude, Mr Tony Knows you left them in your jacket.'

'Did Hyland smash Healy?'

'Mr Tony Knows he rode the whale'
Mr Tony Knows by 12downfor10 June 11, 2011

Shrimp Town 

A mysterious destination in-between two dimensions that can only be accessed by a certain kind. You have to be granted access with consideration of the depth of substance abuse. If you are lucky you will be accepted onto the bus and will be transported to the land of the shrimp.
'we going to shrimp town baby!"
Shrimp Town by Mr Kyro December 12, 2019
The most amazing person in the universe. A one of a kind girl. Always found having a great time. She is her own person. Very passionate, great kisser, better friend and just an all around awesome human being. A quiet pretty girl who seems shy and gullible but if messed with can totally kick your ass so bad you're gonna wish you never had one. A girl with an incredibly voracious appetite, yet she somehow maintains a nice figure.
Bob: You know Tonyia?

Henry: Ya

Bob: She's amazing.
Tonyia by TinnyTiny February 3, 2010

Tony Zaret

Actor and writer who creates skits parodying popular memes and trends in a sarcastic sense. His characters are flat earthers, middle-aged conservatives, storytime animators, stereotypical millennials, and anything in-between. He seems to really passively-aggressively hate this website.
Tony Zaret parodies whatever on the internet.
Tony Zaret by bioterrorism September 15, 2020

double dorito pretzel town 

A party mix containing Nacho Doritos, Cool Ranch Doritos, pretzels and popcorn. Made by Rhett McLaughlin of GMM
I’m taking a trip to Double Dorito Pretzel Town