Tosser

The so-called 'musicians' one encounters at weddings, corporate functions, bar mitzvahs, and in sleazy Las Vegas lounges.

"Don't give up your day jobs, tossers."

by Spasticus October 7, 2003

Lipstick Salad Tosser

When a skank puts on unnecessary amount of lipstick and licks your asswhole ^.~
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Drew deakyne is a lipstick salad tosser

by Anonomous Tosser November 2, 2011

salad tosser

One who, in their homosexuality, eats out men.

Honey Buns.

by Shadow May 1, 2003

tosser

someone who has never had a girlfriend and is so desperate that they have to wank to get somewhere in life without cuming every time they see a fit girl

des mayne at thurleston high school ipswich suffolk

by daniel brunning May 1, 2003

Tosser

Verb

1. means to "toss the salad"; has tossed the salad; tosses the salad (eat asshole.)

2. Used as a diss

that moron is such a tosser.

by xenu! May 22, 2008

OLD TOSSER

Someone who can Skim Stones across the water - further than you ! (And who resembles all of the above !!)

Easdale Island World Stone Skimming Championship 2009/2010. OLD TOSSER

by JimB. March 6, 2011

Salad Tosser

When a homosexual gets extremely upset, they throw their salads at people (but usually miss)or at at the ground or wall. It also can be used to describe a someone that acts like a bitch and is most likely gay.

That guy freaked out and threw a salad over here, guess he must be a salad tosser.

That bitch is a salad tosser.

by Snicker Tits January 26, 2009