Tom

Baddest man you could ever meet. Total Viking heathen. Loyalty like no other. And most amazing in bed EVER!

If I could only be a Tom then I'd have the world at my feet

by †VIKING†HEATHEN December 19, 2016

Tom

the name of a person who is by definition a Tool, Asshat, Tryhard. Also a points system which is administered to reflect the level of Toolness, Asshated or Tryharistic behaivour.

"That guy is such an Asshat."
"Yeah he's definatly Tom."

You scored 1000 Tom points for ........ (insert action which is Tollish, Asshated of Tryhardastic)

by shift11111111111 July 14, 2007

Tom

Tom is the definition of class and swagger, he always does what he wants, and seems to make people not sure to smile or cry at his perfection. He tends to be fair skinned with blonde curly hair. He is very talented, especially when it comes to literature, and public speaking, he is very eloquent, and has many girls falling in love with him.

Compatable Matches:
Laura
Chanel
Summer

Girl 1: Have you met the new kid Tom?
Girl 2: No, not yet but he's seems so perfect.
Girl 1: OMG here he comes! Act normal.
Girl 2: He's perf, I can't, MY OVARIES.

by Tumblr451 July 8, 2012

Tom

a guy who cheats

"you tom"
"stop being a tom"

by gfplatino October 18, 2008

Tommed

Being "Tommed" is basically being whipped.

Person 1: Dude, stop texting her, you're so tommed.

by $wagasaurausrex December 11, 2012

A-Tom

The thing that happens when you speak well before thinking. Or anyone that thinks the UW Badgers mascot is a racoon or a squirrel. Also any person having a crave for watermelon as the majority of their brain.

Person 1:Did you hear what she just said?
Person 2:Yeah what an A-Tom!!

by Fandrews December 28, 2007

Tom

Someone who is usually bad at every videogame they play and has a

small penis. They are usually gay/bi whether they admit it or not.

"maybe if Tom just got good we could finish this mission"

by Usernamejb December 2, 2019