when somebody has to shit bad but everyone is in the bathrooms so they get a piece of paper and shit on it
by kyle the pinger May 16, 2013
Get the paper toiletmug. THE signature tag line for the early 2020's COVID-19 crisis referencing a similar, but definitely more exiting motto from the 1980's.
WTF!? Who ever said that the corona virus made people shit extra; and there's absolutely no way ANYONE can go through that many shitter-rolls in a 2 week quarantine. I guess, He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!
by YAWA March 13, 2020
Get the He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!mug. by Turf A January 12, 2023
Get the Turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinchmug. noun. Spanglish meaning for toilet paper. Coined by people who grew up with spanish or french creole speaking relatives by directly mentally translating 'papel de toilet'.
by bxemsmedic September 15, 2009
Get the paper toiletmug. by Lizard_Monster99 January 24, 2022
Get the Toilet papermug. Something unnecessary during the 2020 coronapocalypse. Ok, people were quarantined, but Corona was NOT a shitting disease. People went vicious for toilet paper, scratching and clawing and in some places, even stabbing each other to get a fucking piece of paper to wipe their ass with.
Girl #1: What’s that scratch on your face from?
Girl #2: Oh, it’s from when I got the last roll of toilet paper.
Girl #2: Oh, it’s from when I got the last roll of toilet paper.
by Sophia Duarte March 18, 2020
Get the Toilet Papermug. Paper designed for wiping your ass but will most likely no longer exist once the coronavirus is gone.
Son: "Dad, we are out of toilet paper!"
Dad: "Sorry son but every store in america is out of toilet paper, so you are just going to have to wipe your ass with your hand."
Dad: "Sorry son but every store in america is out of toilet paper, so you are just going to have to wipe your ass with your hand."
by bL0BbY BiTcH March 24, 2020
Get the Toilet Papermug.