squealing toad

When you burp in a twat then that burp is regenerated as a squealing toad aka queef.

Last night me and that girl from yoga got it on, when she sat on my face I layed a squealing toad on that bitch.

by CFSS October 16, 2011

Toad rage

An unorthodox burst of hatred and aggression towards amphibians.

Karl: "Fuck you Salamander! I fucking hate you, you fucking wanker! I'm going to kill everyone in your fucking family nobwipe!"

Brett: "Dude, Karl has some serious toad rage. He should get it sorted out."

Neville: "I hear dat bra."

by Biscuits92 January 31, 2009

Turtle toad

Famous rain world focused youtuber, discord fanatic.

"Turtle Toad killed my father - pepsow, old friend" "Turtle Toad's new video was real wack, yo"

by pepsow June 26, 2020

bleacher toad

A girl, usually a little plump and homely, who after having a drunken one night stand with, attends your game the next day in hopes that you will fall in love with her.

Dude, I was so hammered last night and took her home! I'm so ashamed, now she is a bleacher toad hoping I date her or something!

by pHilbaby October 8, 2010

Toad Pog

The expression in which one Pogs for a Toad. Toad Pog originated in the 2000's as a slang word for streamer frogs and toads. When the term Toad Pog was made, it caused wide controversy among frogs and toads. It was said to be offensive, but what do they know they're fucking amphibians.

"Hey bro that's pretty Pog!"
"No bro that's Toad Pog!"

by Toad.inc December 19, 2020

yoda toad

an extremely slow moving older person

Did you believe those yoda toads on the golf coarse this morning. Yeah they were so slow. One had a cane.

by big bbbbbbb August 30, 2018

fuck a toad

Squeeze through a tight space, usually while driving.

Person 1: Pass this car.
Person 2: Look at the truck in the oncoming lane. F'it! I'm going for it.
Person 1: (while squeezing between car and truck) Fuck a toad!

by Buddy SC March 2, 2014