grease-master

alcohol shot.

1 part vodka 1 part bacon grease

Shots of grease-master, all around!

by realthow April 29, 2011

batty-greasing

when you have a really sweaty crack showing through your pants.

rah that guy batty-greasing you can see it all over his pants.

by dsquared&hdog June 8, 2021

grease snake

An individual whose predominate feature is excessive greasiness. Often lives in squalor, with little regard for basic hygiene or physical appearance.

"Yo, that grease snake came in here and slimed the place up real good. Must be a tree-planter or rig-pig."

by Hubert_The_Hippo August 10, 2009

Greased Eagle

A fart that is expelled while one is lying down on one's back with legs in the air and spread open (spread eagle), accompanied by a fine mist of watery fecal matter.

While she was blowing me on my bed, I pulled back my legs and let a greased eagle fly.

by Aloysius Von Fartspray June 15, 2011

grease pencil

a crayon like graffiti marker that shows up on black surfaces.

yo man, all my markers dont show up on black, maybe i should get a grease pencil!

by bomb city April 29, 2008

jack-grease

(noun) Like the name suggests, the term is just a quick slang word duo referencing lubricating jelly incorporated into a one person sexual experience. It's attributes/positives are many, and its negatives are almost non-existent (unless you're some kind of crybaby bitch. When spit/saliva just won't cut it during such an experience, jack-grease has got you ensuring the user will not inflict any wounds on their person from the friction, the sensory sensations replicate the moist surroundings of an actual vagina (minus all the fuckin' bullshit), though up to the user themself the lubrication itself will provide the option and assist in an increase in speed, and priced around a couple of dollars per each sizeable tube jack-grease is affordable for anyone.

Nikkie and Jordy were college roommates and both were troublemaking perverts. However Jordy had superior communication and interpersonal skills while Nikki had nearly none. Nikki caught Jordy gone to a class he usually never attended and he saw his chance to rub one out. Pulling open the bottom drawer of his bureau he saw two new tubes of jack-grease sitting atop his stack of fuckbooks. Quicking remembering a day last week, Nikki recalled he had given Jordy a few dollars to pick them up for him on a trip to Wal-Mart.

by Nikki Stixx June 26, 2021

Grease Bubbles

Extremely wet sounding flatulence. Makes a gurgle sound upon release. May, but not always, be accompanied by some fecal release.

Oh broooohh I am so hung over. I just shat myself. Got the grease bubbles today.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017