yoda figure

A short, ugly thing that is extremely wise, teaching important lessons to confused heroes, and usually quite skilled in combat, but always seems to speak in a highly perplexing manner, often scrambling their sentences up. Much like yoda from Star Wars, or splinter from ninja turtles.

Indirectly the main villain's greatest foe.
Villains with Skeletor Complex often get their plans foiled and sorry asses kicked indirectly by the yoda figures.
by I'm the Pope, And You're Not October 21, 2007
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skinless yoda

My new religion. I skinned a yoda over a discord call. Yes, this is chris, yes, you’re reading this right. I got on urban dictionary for skinless yoda. Who’s laughing now?
Chris: I made a new religion. BOW TO SKINLESS YODA
Alex: What the actual fuck
by Björgēñ June 10, 2020
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Yoda hat

One or two squares of tissue paper carefully folded around the male genital area. Made to look like the head of Yoda. Originally used to prevent injuries such as cuts or burns. But later used as a way from preventing an erection, due to its odd looking shape. Effectively becoming a hornyness party pooper.

The first Yoda hat was originally made in October, 2012 in Misawa City, Aomori prefecture, Japan. The hat was heavily influenced by the rich Origami history of this country.

The hat was made by a japanese girl for her mexican boyfriend.
Mexican bf: I am so hot for you right now... i want to lick your nipples.

Japanese gf: (japanese accent) oh, is my baby horny?

Mexican bf: mhmm, i want to pull you next to me and bite your neck.

Japanese gf: I have stuff to do. let me get the Yoda hat.

Mexican bf: you are a party pooper to my hornyness.
by Ulrich Maximus November 04, 2012
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nigga yoda

A good friend who is usually calm and collected, yet adventurous and wise in all of his/her endeavors. This is the friend you go to when you need a calming presence who understands the energy at any given time.. (In other words, he/she understands the force.)
1. My nigga yoda knows exactly what I mean!

2. I could really use my nigga yoda right now, I don't feel well

3. Ask the nigga yoda, he'll know what to do!
by TwistedSeasons March 29, 2015
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Baby Yoda

The lord and master. All hail the mighty lord.
Morman: Hello would you like to accept our lord and savior Jesus or something
Person: Sorry, the true lord and savior is Baby Yoda
by General-Kenobi July 16, 2020
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Lego Yoda

thefuckisthatgetoutofmygaffyougreencunt.
-Lego Yoda assassin
by kelli42683 December 03, 2019
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Baby Yoda

Basically what minions are for boomers but instead it's for millennials. Also littleraly the cutest creature to exist.
It's littleraly just a name why tf would you need it in a sentence gdbdufhrvdj baby yoda
by RyGuyXD December 22, 2019
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