Yeah Ese, I took out this White-tina' chick and first night eh' she went down on me eh' and i gave her some Tia Juana Toothpaste and sent her straight to bed eh'. Ju know what i mean ese?
by a wetexplosion January 23, 2011
mexican slang used to describe someone or something "being in a fixed position, not moving in either direction much like a turd stuck in someones ass. The opposite of a "turtle head"
(describing a person in traffic blocking an intersection)
"ese guey quedo come el serote de tia luisa"
"ese guey quedo come el serote de tia luisa"
by DSTRYR666 August 20, 2011
A Tia Wanna Toilet Cracker is when someone is having a dump in a public toilet cubicle, and another person throws a small firework into the cubicle and then runs out.
"I'm not talking to Timmy anymore he just Tia Wanna Toilet Crackered me, my thighs are red raw from the burning"
by Pizza Man 26 April 19, 2013
Translation: If my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle
Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals
Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals
Person 1: "Si estuviera presidente..." (If I were president...)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)
by Drmakneeo November 14, 2014
Absolute God tier, everyone loves her. She definitely has a crippling roblox addiction.
Name means Infinite DRIP
If you ever happen to come across a Tia-Dora make sure you bow down (HANDS AND KNEES ON THE FLOOR) WORSHIP HER AND REWARD HER WITH DELECTABLE DELIGHTS (there will be consequences if orders not obeyed)
Anyways she is great and there is no questioning it.
Name means Infinite DRIP
If you ever happen to come across a Tia-Dora make sure you bow down (HANDS AND KNEES ON THE FLOOR) WORSHIP HER AND REWARD HER WITH DELECTABLE DELIGHTS (there will be consequences if orders not obeyed)
Anyways she is great and there is no questioning it.
Ayo look Timothy! There's the amazing, extravagant, outstanding, extraordinary, epic gamer Tia-Dora! Ohhhh jee I wouldn't want to mess with her 😨
by Rodent Rat April 08, 2022
by te wai- October 03, 2022
Omg she's a tia charami!
by Sophiasdrk June 29, 2019