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Death by a thousand cunts

Similar to the ancient Chinese slow form of torture, except more acknowledging that shagging 1000 gineys will both invariably take considerable time and leave the consumer with an array of diseases that will almost certainly lead to death. What a way to go though.
Babs: ‘What do you think would be the most cruel and unusual form of torture to use on Elton John?’
BD: ‘death by a thousand cunts would be nightmare fuel for that old crafty, surely?’
Babs: ‘cunts as in vaginas?’
BD: ‘Jesus Christ Babs, you schwantz. Yes, ‘cunts’ as in vaginas. What the fuck is wrong with you?’
by Anonymous submissions October 13, 2022
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death by a thousand papercuts

when something has so many issues that would be minor on their own that it becomes terrible.
Guy: So, whats wrong with it?
IT Guy: Man, this PC has so many damn bugs. It's a death by a thousand papercuts type deal.
by balls man 1564 October 26, 2022
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Fifty-three thousand to the minus tenth

A very difficult mathematical operation, which gives as a result 5.7179625e-48, which is a very complex number. A dumb mathematician said that this number is also the result of 1 to the second. That man was murdered soon after.
fifty-three thousand to the minus tenth is equal to 1 to the second.
by Myhuoseisadragon March 3, 2023
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thousand cranes

1) a simple act, costing nothing at all, with the power to save a life- when only a simple act of kindness can. It is often done to support a cause you believe in, when you can't make a charitable contribution- but make every effort to draw support from others.

An example of a 'thousand cranes' act would be the fundraiser called, "The Heart of a soldier"or "the story of Sultan and SFC Brian Assanowicz" where a community in NJ has come together to raise funds for a stray dog rescued by a U.S. soldier stationed in Afghanistan. in this example, the Vet-i-care division of NorthStar Vets in NJ has committed itself to saving this dog's life- before the funds can be raised.

another example of a 'thousand cranes' act would be to support this cause, if only to find the event flyer online and email it to a news station- which is much simpler than folding even a single origami paper crane and could be the single act of kindness to save a life.

2.) "An ancient Japanese legend promises that anyone who folds a thousand origami cranes will be granted a wish by a crane, such as long life or recovery from illness or injury." as published on wikipedia

3.) "the title of a book called "Sadako and the Thousand Paper Cranes by Eleanor Coerr, first published in 1977." which tells the story of a young girl stricken with leukemia by the bomb dropped in Hiroshima, Japan" as published on wikipedia
I am doing the 'thousand cranes' act of making this legitimate definition viral, because i refuse to stand by and do nothing when i can help save a life with the simplest of acts. please do a single 'thousand cranes' gesture- if only once in your life. you may inspire someone else to do the same- and the life saved next might be yours.

a 'thousand cranes' gesture would be to support "a Heart of a Soldier" or "the story of Sultan and SFC Brian Assanowicz" and help save the life of an injured stray dog found by a U.S. Soldier in Afghanistan.
by a thousand cranes saves a life January 22, 2011
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ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH

A move derived from the popular Japanese ninja manga Naruto, when you clench your index fingers tightly, then ram your index fingers as hard as you can up someone's ass crack.
Bob: Hey! Mrs Keating! Ima beat you up and mug you, OK?
Mrs Keating: OK
Bob: Ultimate Naruto! (Performs One Thousand Years of Death on Mrs Keating)
Mrs Keating:Owie wowie!
by AK47rulezzz April 7, 2019
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Two Thousand and Swine

The 2009 swine flu outbreak, which many predict marks the end of the human race as we know it. Certainly a valid cause for widespread panic. At least until 2012 rolls around...
Y2K got nothin' on Two Thousand and Swine! The apocalypse is once again upon us!
by Mr. Monocle Man April 27, 2009
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soul and a thousand comas

A common turn of phrase, often used to describe a wonderful tale. Strange in facts but somehow still appealing. An entertaining story, that is only entertaining due to the person telling. Perhaps you'll even learn a deeper meaning due to its ludicrousness.
Wow, forget all of those gramar inconsistencies, this writing is amazing. It's so full of soul and a thousand comas.
by The AuthorD59 July 29, 2011
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