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Ten Thousand Five Hundred Pound

A Fudge. A Balancing Figured. A Cluster Fuck Cover. A lazy man's fix.
Will Phoenix covered up his incompetence by shoving in a TEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED POUND balance figure in his mongaloid spreadsheet.
by Macfac January 25, 2019
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One Thousand-Eleventy-One

A sexual maneuver where a man and woman are partaking in casual missionary sex, and another man is anally penetrating the man that is currently in the missionary position. A second female then mounts the face of the first female, and gets cunnilingus performed on her.
“Bro, did you see that porno where they one thousand-eleventy-oned? It was epic.”
by Krispy Bizkut May 30, 2018
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Thousand Island dressing

when a man and woman engage in intercourse, while the girl is on her period and the guy ejaculates inside of her.
ashlynn: I want dick so bad but i’m on my period
megan: just do it man, go make some thousand island dressing.
by meganlikesbbc February 21, 2019
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Hundred-thousand hustle

When a car hits the 100,000 mi/km mark and starts becoming an endless money pit due to constant repair work needed.
“I want to look for a cheap used car but don’t want anything over 100k on the odometer. I don’t have the time, sanity, or money to go through a hundred-thousand hustle.”
by Original Orangutans August 6, 2019
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Thousand Island

When a man ejaculates onto a woman that is on her period, and the semen and blood are mixed together and drank by the participants or put onto a sandwich.
I didn't know how drunk I got last night, until I ate the sandwich Ron made for me and tasted that Thousand Island I remembered creating with him on the sandwich.
by Tayus Neb June 3, 2016
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Nine-thousand-nine-hundred-ninety-nine

The amount of girls I have had sex with
"Dude, I've had sex with Nine-thousand-nine-hundred-ninety-nine girls".
by Urban Dictionary #666 January 1, 2017
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Two Thousand and First

Some dumbass decided to try and make a 9/11 joke except instead of saying 2001 he said Two Thousand and First.
Some dumbass: I'm gonna bomb you on Two Thousand and First like 9/11

Another dumbass: Pardon?
by Disappointed Mr.Krabs March 23, 2020
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