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Backhand-therapy

parenthetical element: meaning needs "to be beaten", or referring to domestic violence. Added to a sentence to describe a woman or child that should be shown the back of one's hand to modify their behavior to not be "bitchy", or "bratty".
When observing a scene in which a man's girlfriend spoke back, or insulted him in front of his friends in a "bitchy" tone. His friends were noted to say, "Did you see the way Carla treated Darren this afternoon, she's in need of some backhand-therapy!
by Corpsehustler August 6, 2012
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Culinary therapy

The act of consuming food to ease away negative emotions or soothe your anger. Like retail therapy except with food.

Basically, eating your problems.
(Not to be confused with bulimia, but excessive culinary therapy may lead to bulimia)
Girl 1: I can't believe he broke up with me!
Girl 2: I'm sorry. Are you in need of some culinary therapy?
Girl 1: Yes, please.
Girl 2: I'll get the Haagen-Dazs
by Luna lovegood May 7, 2015
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nugget therapy

When you tickle someone into behaving themselves because they are acting like a nugget
Stop behaving like a nugget or I will have to give you nugget therapy.
by stevecro May 29, 2016
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word therapy

Healing oneself by working with words and letting them order and clarify the way one feels, thinks, and acts.
After a major television network offered to interview me, but then cancel the interview, lowered my self-concept, confused me, made me feel powerless—even helpless, but not hopeless.

Soon after I started to edit the index of a book I'm writing, working with words made me feel increasingly better.

Working with words balanced my emotions and allowed me to feel, think, and act correctly again. I call that word therapy.
by but for March 8, 2018
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Intrusive Therapy

An absolutely epic name for a band, and also an alternate ship name for Remus Sanders x Emile Picani.
Person #1: Bro are you going to that Intrusive Therapy concert?
Person #2: Of course man, they’re awesome.
by B0WT13S July 22, 2020
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NLP Therapist

A job title given to one's self after completion of an overpriced course with no real employment options.

An obscure pseudo-science 'qualification' not recognised by any organisation of real merit, often held by B grade instragram influencers as a bio filler line.
"What do you do for a job?"
"I'm an NLP Therapist"
"Oh wow! Does unemployment benefits pay on Tuesday or Thursday?"
by Thenotsoslimshady July 21, 2021
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penile conversion therapy

When a straight male egotistically believes he can make a lesbian attracted to him and all males with his penis.
Male: I can totally turn you if you let me, you need a proper man with a big penis to straighten you out.

Female: Because of course, penile conversion therapy will
make me attracted to men.
by A tall midget April 24, 2017
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