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cat

lil cute and hot like really hot fur balls and they are ussualy very cute and loving and they are very good naruto runners
my cat is hot as hell he will beat you up
by yussuf omar the cat lover prrr January 20, 2020
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Cat

A demon in feline form which has successfully hacked natural selection by manipulating the dominant species. The most prevalent and destructive invasive species known to man, cats wreak havoc on songbird populations, ruin indoor air quality and kill humans with Toxoplasmosis and Bartonella infections worldwide. Prolonged exposure to their Toxoplasma bacteria will cause humans to lose their will and become cat thralls over time.
"My cat clawed my daughter's face off yesterday. It was her fault for moving so suddenly and thankfully the cat is ok."
- a cat thrall
by PooPoo Garbage LLC May 25, 2022
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Cat

Kitty small animal known as feline
Oh! Your cat is so adorable
by Imperfect_bish June 25, 2019
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Cat

Tiny evil demon that happens to be SO. FUCKING. ADORABLE}.
My cat is evil, it just scratched up my couch!
by Bitchydangernoodle May 28, 2019
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Cat

Are in your dim sums
Asian: Did you cut up the cat and cook them in the dim sums, with the dogs
by Popechancey June 8, 2019
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Cat

A animal that dogs chase, People keep as a pet, chases mice, Scratches stuff, and meows
Dude: Awww my cat is adorable, WAIT DON'T CHASE HIM!
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Cat

a furry, cute pet that eats your food and sleeps all day.
MEOW! *MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH* a cat is a great thing. Sometimes.
by Conderpius April 11, 2015
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