The Thief and the Cobbler

An animated movie by Richard Williams (the guy who did the animation on Who Framed Roger Rabbit). He spent nearly 30 years on it only for it to be stolen from him and butchered by the completion bond company.

The Recobbled Cut of The Thief and the Cobbler rules.

by Dominicmgm July 31, 2021

Log thief

Synonym for a whore, promiscuous female, one who seeks many penises. Also a person who goes after another's man for sex.

Rachel fucks too many married men. She is such a log thief.

by Shinnyk September 3, 2016

Oxygen thief

A person who is so useless that they are literally stealing the air from those who need it more.

A thicko.

A cretin.

A moron.

"hey i hear Jamie hasn't paid his child support again"
"oh man, that guy is such a fucking oxygen thief"

by Spaz hand August 27, 2018

cunty thief

A thief who is a cunt

You're a cunty thief

by ajmatthew March 17, 2014

semen thief

A women who apparently takes birth control but miraculously gets pregnant. She's been known to poke holes in condoms and will guilt you into marrying her. 18 years later you're not the father!

"Why would you stay with her man she's a total semen thief?"

by Semen thief October 8, 2017

Grammar Thief

some one who tries to correct your grammar when they know they have lost a fight and has nothing else to say or no comeback

"Good god Megan is such a grammar thief, she knows I won this argument, she should just give up"

by BabyLionz October 6, 2012

Pencil Thief

Someone who always takes your pencils, and collects your pencils, and turns out being your best friend!

Pencil Thief took my pencil yesterday in Science class!

by sisterjames3.5 March 11, 2019