surging sanders

When you come out nowhere.

Janice from accounting just got offered a big promotion, but she's only been here three days.

Janice from accounting is definitely surging sanders.

Alt: We were going at it at his place, things were getting pretty heavy, and then all of a sudden he surged sanders all over my face.

by Mshark April 24, 2016

Surging Sanders

When you come out of nowhere

"Hillary really wasn't expecting the Surging Sanders last night."

by Two Midgets in a Trench Coat April 25, 2016

Surging Sanders

When one cums out of nowhere much like presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has recently surged in the polls.

I was walking to the pharmacy when Will jumped out of a tree and Surging Sandersed me!

by Col. HappyFapper April 24, 2016

surging sanders

"When you come/cum out of nowhere", originally referring to 2016 US presidential candidate Bernie Sanders suddenly narrowing his popularity poll gap significantly with fellow Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton
(Definition popularized by Trevor Noah, host of the Daily Show, January 2016)

I was starting to go limp and thinking of pulling out, but then I suddenly performed a surging sanders, and instantly my sperm was leading in her polls!

by Leif Greane May 9, 2016

surging sanders

When you cum out of no where.

Something tells me you don't want to search "Surging Sanders" on Urban Dictionary.

by MathewT28 May 6, 2016

surging sanders

When you cum from out of nowhere.

She was surprised when he snuck up from behind and pulled a Surging Sanders all over her face.

by 800_Pound_Gorilla April 24, 2016

Surging Sanders

(As seen on The Daily Show)
When you cum out of nowhere, a.k.a. premature ejaculation.
In reference to Bernie Sanders' unexpected rise, or surge, in the polls against Hilary Clinton in the 2016 presidential race.

Person 1: Hey man, how was last night with Stacy?
Person 2: Dude, not great. About 30 seconds into the act, I had a Surging Sanders.
Person 1: Whatever that means...

by Sanders2016 April 29, 2016