Stoned To The Bone

When you're really high and you can hardly move.

Dude I'm stoned to the bone.

by AZN 666 June 10, 2011

stoned to the marrow

The Furthest you can get stoned.

Stoner 1: Man i am stoned to the bone!
Chong 1: Dude i am stoned to the marrow.

by C MART December 28, 2005

stoned to the bajesus

being high beyond recognition

i smoked so much last night i was stoned to the bejesus

by 2fiver October 5, 2003

throwing stones at the back door

wanting to take a shit but there are no facilities around so you gotta hold it.

the cosby kids are throwing stones at the back door.

by Merf July 7, 2003

stoned at the nail salon

A phrase used in the sentimental Lorde song of the same name to describe dreaming, ruminating, overthinking or confusion. A nail salon is a place where you sit quietly, often reflecting on your thoughts. In the song, Lorde asks herself whether she's thinking clearly or just high and confused. Really fucking deep.

Conversation In Your Head:
Thought 1: "Does Jack like me?"
Thought 2: "Maybe you're just stoned at the nail salon. You should learn to love yourself before you love anyone else."

by cryingraccoon July 26, 2021

stoned to the hilt

to be completly and utterly stoned to the point where you can hardly walk, and make noises and sometime loose the feeling in your feet.
Can be adapted into a verb.

EX1
Person1: "jeez, i am stoned to the hilt!!"

EX2
Person1: "to the hilt?"
Person2: "to the nth

by Jonathan and Lee September 1, 2008

stones on the horizontal

when a know it all customer puts you in your place... in a horizontal position and your stones are therefore at position 0,0,0 and horizontal with the x axis

Justin didn't know how to make jewelry and his customer put his stones on the horizontal!

by mrsmartycustomer September 4, 2011