Merf's definitions

The Killers

The band of whom I love.

Dude I am so enlightened that I get to see the Killers June 8th! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH.

by Merf May 4, 2005

throwing stones at the back door

wanting to take a shit but there are no facilities around so you gotta hold it.

the cosby kids are throwing stones at the back door.

by Merf July 7, 2003

beanganeese

A rare language spoken by the deciduous people of Upum. These people typically are adorned in chain drive wallets, and have ten strand rat tails. They also are habitual junk buyers, who sell for less than the original purchase price. If questioned, they will reply with, "go fuck yourself!"

Dat dare smelly bastard must speak Beanganeese. Look at dat damn rat tail, couldn't even make a paint brush out of that sumbitch!

by Merf December 25, 2016