Despite an entire tube of lube, I couldn’t slip the salty starfish.
Despite the poppers, my Grindr hookup still had a salty starfish.
Despite the poppers, my Grindr hookup still had a salty starfish.
by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020
Get the Salty Starfishmug. by walkyofish December 13, 2014
Get the Frosted Starfishmug. Moscow Starfish
When you fall asleep drunk on a bed, sofa or floor with your arms splayed out in the shape of a star - with your clothes still on – and you wake up or are awoken the next morning in exactly the same pose.
The Moscow Starfish can be executed on one’s back as well as face down.
When you fall asleep drunk on a bed, sofa or floor with your arms splayed out in the shape of a star - with your clothes still on – and you wake up or are awoken the next morning in exactly the same pose.
The Moscow Starfish can be executed on one’s back as well as face down.
- Where’s Mark? He seemed pretty hammered last night.
- I looked into his room earlier, he’s still in a Moscow Starfish, exactly how I left him.
- I looked into his room earlier, he’s still in a Moscow Starfish, exactly how I left him.
by Stivchik June 26, 2020
Get the Moscow Starfishmug. When you first a woman elbow deep, then unclench the fist into normal hand position and move it around.
by BrokeXCampbell June 24, 2019
Get the Russian Starfishmug. DUDE: How'd it go last night?
HOMIE: It was cool until she spread her cheeks and that hairy starfish winked at me.
DUDE: Oh man that's scary. Well, did you go on in?
HOMIE: Naw man, wasn't feelin up for a safari after all that Borski.
DUDE: You candy ass!!
HOMIE: Yeah I know, I'm worthless and weak.
HOMIE: It was cool until she spread her cheeks and that hairy starfish winked at me.
DUDE: Oh man that's scary. Well, did you go on in?
HOMIE: Naw man, wasn't feelin up for a safari after all that Borski.
DUDE: You candy ass!!
HOMIE: Yeah I know, I'm worthless and weak.
by old balls January 10, 2008
Get the hairy starfishmug. 1) asshole in need of washing; so dirty the skin becomes permanently brown
2) an asshole that is unsafe to fuck; puts you at very high risk for poop-cock
2) an asshole that is unsafe to fuck; puts you at very high risk for poop-cock
by RotNWang December 1, 2003
Get the brown starfishmug. The entrance of the male penis into the mouth of a wife/girlfriend when she begins to yawn during the first stage of sleep.
Girlfirend must then move all limbs in a shaking motion while gagging on male member.
Girlfirend must then move all limbs in a shaking motion while gagging on male member.
Dude, I got my girlfriend to pull a Dutch Starfish last night it was AWESOME to see her gag and bounce around the bed. Who would have thought I could get my dick that far down during a yawn!
by snakefart1100 July 24, 2009
Get the Dutch Starfishmug.