Slinkies

Slinkies are the people you have regular/reoccurring sneaky links with.

A: what are you doing?
B: hitting up one of my slinkies, I want some dick😏

by Shneaky Linky122 April 2, 2021

Pink Slinky

It has happened that an extremely prolapsed rectum (pink sock) can slip out and get tangled in a bicycle sprocket or other machinery, resulting in the unraveling, then coiling of one's intestines, giving one a PINK SLINKY.

Thomas had himself quite the fabulous Pink Slinky. His go to party trick was to yank down his trousers, release the coiled Pink Slinky, whereupon he would bounce around the room like Tigger the tiger.

by Red monster boy November 10, 2024

Sudanese Slinky

When a man pulls on his dick until it resembles that of a old and heavily used Slinky.

Damn Nick, your dick looks like a Sudanese Slinky from all of the repetitive jelqing.

by StevenSeagalsBallsack December 14, 2024

Clinkin’ the slinky

To masturbate

“Stop clinkin’ the slinky and get a fucking wife!”

“I can’t… I’m forever alone… like if u cri evrytiem.”

by ACT_ACT_ACT January 26, 2025

Slinkies (Angel Numbers): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Slinkies (Angel Numbers): The First Juvenile Release.

by TheAngelNumberAreSlinkies February 7, 2025

Getting Slinky

Mixing fluids with another person so that your pure enzymes get mad at you.

"I cannot believe they are getting slinky already. That is so immature."

by #Gretle November 16, 2025

Priming the Slinky

The act of preparing one’s junk for a big night ahead, in order to avoid calling an uber early.

Q: Where is old mate?

A: Ahh He’s gonna be gone for a minute, he’s priming the slinky for his date tonight

by Sosage_loy December 8, 2025