Ass quake

When a bitch doing to much but it’s funny

“LMFAOOO girl ur such an Ass quake”

by Obamas coochie April 24, 2022

cali-quake

A butt plug from California that likes it up the ass. Thinks he is cool because he is from california, but can't quite reach the dildo shoved far up his rectum. Probably because he is from California, and not a common sense state like Ohio.

Wow that cali-quake guy sure is a faggot.

by GoudyGodKing July 27, 2018

Hannah Quake

Australian earth quake caused by beautiful pictures

She caused a Hannah Quake

by gzxy June 29, 2023

Quake & Bake

A quake & bake is like a one night stand, but with a woman who is a Quaker. To fully complete a quake & bake, the man must bust a nut into a bowl of oatmeal, which the woman then eats.

Yeah bro, I totally quake & bake that Quaker bitch last night.

by poopynutnacho September 8, 2022

Couch Quake

the movements or rumbles one feels on the opposite side of the couch during a nestled flatulance.

She said "EWW, don't get up, I felt that couch quake all the way over here !"

by Big Brada November 29, 2012

lady quake

The moments after sex when a woman’s body shakes from having intercourse. Can last up to 20 minutes

OMG girl! I had the lady quakes after Tyron last night! I couldn’t stop shaking!

by WakandanLMT September 10, 2019

Shearth Quake

When you shit yourself so hard the earth quakes.

Man, I just felt a shearth quake.

by Greatredbeard July 18, 2019