A pet usually a dog or cat that is only found cute or adorable by its owner. A nasty pet is often seen at a friends home where it will start to rub their greasy ass fur and diseased eyes all over you the second you enter the home. Your friend wont get them off of you but instead smile and think that it is cute.
I almost threw up when I smelt that Nasty Pets breath.
my friends Nasty Pet shit all over the carpet and then ate it my friend thought it was so cute.
my friends Nasty Pet shit all over the carpet and then ate it my friend thought it was so cute.
by Dr. J3 February 26, 2012
a sperm pet is honestly just a child its a teen slang word used to say they want a kid, referring to a child as a sperm pet is a way to make a funny joke about raising children.
vanessa : i think id have a adorable sperm pet
cadence : yea i think if you had a sperm pet it’d be pretty cute
cadence : yea i think if you had a sperm pet it’d be pretty cute
by amos@xkhl0 July 21, 2022
by No_Quarter_for_them May 06, 2020
A annoying ass bitch that always wants to fucking help the teacher out then gets mad when they don’t fucking get picked to ducking help
by TikTok Legend November 05, 2019
by Osakinator July 10, 2022
A cock pet is when somebody (that's a male) pets a person's head or shoulders with an erect penis, usually from behind.
by U4ICbicboi September 11, 2014
"Rattus norvegicus", a type of rats which people keep as pets. They're mostly seen by society as gross, but they're one of the cleanest and smartest rodents. The most important thing about them is that they're very affectionate and they will love you with their whole hearts if you treat them right.
Rats should be kept in a BIG cage and they need at least one cagemate, because they're very social animals.
Rats should be kept in a BIG cage and they need at least one cagemate, because they're very social animals.
My pet rat is so cute when he's sleeping with his friends!
My pet rat can do some tricks!
Pet rats are nothing like sewer rats!
My pet rat can do some tricks!
Pet rats are nothing like sewer rats!
by Victor Nikiforov December 03, 2016