Teachers Pet

A annoying ass bitch that always wants to fucking help the teacher out then gets mad when they don’t fucking get picked to ducking help

Student: “Oh. I’ll do it teacher! I’ll do it!”
Other student:”Ugh your such a teachers pet.”

by TikTok Legend November 05, 2019

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pet-squirrel

A slang term referring to the male sexual organ, specifically used in the context of self-pleasuring.

"Petey never pulls any tail. As a result he spends alot of time playing with his pet-squirrel."

by VALIS_GOOSE February 26, 2009

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sperm pet

a sperm pet is honestly just a child its a teen slang word used to say they want a kid, referring to a child as a sperm pet is a way to make a funny joke about raising children.

vanessa : i think id have a adorable sperm pet

cadence : yea i think if you had a sperm pet it’d be pretty cute

by amos@xkhl0 July 21, 2022

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pet republican

A republican who mirrors democrat talking points in order to get _petted_ by the media or the Democratic Party, often both.

Person A: Adam Kinzinger is crying on camera during a hearing...
Person B: He is such a pet republican

by Ihatethismeme July 30, 2021

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Destiny Pet

A pet that finds you by sheer chance. Or you find them. Together living happily every after.
"One love, one heart, one destiny pet."
"It is not in the stars to hold our destiny pets but in ourselves."

I wasn't planning on getting a pet but I found a budgie in the park and he's lived with me ever since. He is a destiny pet.

by FlorenceAlice June 28, 2022

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