Bean Peen

If you have a bean peen you have a tiny penis the size of a pento bean

Augh you have a bean peen

by December 04, 2019

Haas Peening

The action of whipping out the dick in the middle of a public execution of british people

Cris: Did you see him Haas Peening
Sam: No, but that's based

by IDon'tKnowReally March 14, 2021

quant peen

A reflection of your quantitative abilities. Instead of asking if you lift, people may ask you if you quant the shit out of something. Signs of having a massive quant peen include going to MIT or really liking stats or machine learning or just being a nerd.

Joey Z has a fucking HUUUUGE quant peen. Did you _see_ him solve that math problem in less than 1 sec?!?! :O

by askbbj March 21, 2016

Paranormal Peen

The vessel for the Semen Seance.

Bro prep the Paranormal Peen for the Semen Seance.

by The butter man January 14, 2020

Peen Off

A saying for when u really want someone to hop off of your peen

“Bri you need to peen off, I’m not going to give you the spongebob”

by ThePillCosby September 15, 2018

Zoe Peen

When somebody is ready to recieve the peen, usually from zoe, after getting a lil to big for what they can handle.

Jack did you see what happened to that shen.
What?
They got the peen....the zoe peen

My peen is the size of my peen.
Nah bro i might have to blast rope after that.

by Zoe Peen December 17, 2018

Hulk Peen

When you beat your peen so hard that it looks green and dented

Bro, I gave myself a hulk peen yesterday.

by guacamolepen15 May 21, 2019