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nutty-squirrel

🐿️, A.K.A. "The magic donkey".

It's when you fist bump your unicorn's crotch, to show appreciation for their existence!
I gave her the nutty-squirrel 🐿️, A.K.A. "The magic donkey" as I proceeded to tap her patch.

I'll give her the nutty-squirrel in lieu of the temptations!
by Mathew Aphasia November 10, 2021
mugGet the nutty-squirrelmug.

feeling nutty

"feeling nutty" means, you are feeling a bit homosexual AKA having sex with the same gender.
Hey boys im "feeling nutty". boys: if your down i am *smirk*
by lol a rust player August 2, 2021
mugGet the feeling nuttymug.

rug nutty

(adj.)
This pertains to an elderly person that has way too many rugs in their home. They have them in unneeded places like where there is already carpet, or too many close together on a tile/wood flooring.There should on average about 4-5 rugs in a house depending on size but they far exceed that number. They also most likely have a cat(s) and/or bird(s). This is someone you know like a grandmother or aunt. They do not realize they are rug nutty until someone points it out.
-"Mom, why does grami have so many rugs in her little trailer?"

-"Grandma is just a little rug nutty."
by myz!suckittrebek November 25, 2009
mugGet the rug nuttymug.

Nutty Armadillo

A mixed drink consisting of one part tequilla, and two parts peanut butter. Usually consisting of creamy peanut butter, some dare-devils choose to use chunky.
After chugging his Nutty Armadillo, Tim began to choke, for he did not realize that he used chunky peanut butter.
by Stan Trebazi January 19, 2012
mugGet the Nutty Armadillomug.

Nutty pot

Similar to a neti pot, a nutty pot is when one ejaculates their semen into another's nostril, and it comes out the other nostril
girl: my Oh my, I think I'm coming up with a cold, my nose is all stuffy

guy: sounds like you could use a nutty pot!
by hornydingo March 1, 2015
mugGet the Nutty potmug.

the nutty professor

when one gets completly smashed and is hard-up for some pussy. he sees a female at the bar, all that matters is she has 4 working limbs and a mouth. you take her home and think shes skinny like Buddy Love. you then roll over the next morning to unveil that she has turned into Professor Klump.
After a long abstinent semester of college, Lance was hard-up for some butt. With the beer goggles on, he took home the first decent piece he found. He then woke up to discover he was a victim of The Nutty Professor
by Firestine 332 November 6, 2006
mugGet the the nutty professormug.

nutty buddy

when you diarrhea all over your nut sack
i was laying down and shat all over my ball sack, now i have a nutty buddy
by CAB1 May 21, 2009
mugGet the nutty buddymug.

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