nap

Another word for "no"

You're a libra, aren'tcha darlin'? - NAP!

by Judge Poody July 16, 2006

pacquiao nap

A 10 minute power nap interrupted when you realize you shouldn't be asleep. Commonly occurs after plopping face-down onto a bed or couch after coming home while there's still shit to be done.

"Honey, I know you just got home, but that faucet still needs to be fixed."
"Sorry, work was exhausting and I feel like Marquez just put me down for a Pacquiao nap."

by MrRoflcopter December 11, 2012

Fap and Nap

The act of falling asleep immediately after masturbating

As soon as I got home from work, I had a fap and nap session.

by askinnyblackman February 10, 2011

Nanna nap

Longer than a power nap, shorter than a proper sleep.
30min<nanna nap<2hours

Gosh I loved that nanna nap

by Chris Really Smells September 14, 2010

cat nap

A short nap, which allows for a quick boost in energy.

James took a rapid succession of cat naps, regaining 15hp!

by John the Redeemer January 28, 2008

combat nap

That 5 - 10 minute nap that you have to take when your body is completely exhausted and your mind is over stressed. Happens if you want it or not, and you usually wake up feeling like you've had a full night's rest.

Joe pulled watch on my post so I could grab a combat nap.

by stikjock August 30, 2007

Fap Nap

After self or mutual masturbation (fap), one takes a voluntary or accidental nap.

Sorry I'm late for the presentation of the Metropolitan Museum of Art's $6.9 million dollar addition for Modern Art and Media Communication, I had an awesome wank and really needed a fap nap.

by DeMoNYC October 15, 2010