Muffler Fuck

A fag who fucks mufflers, usually named jimmy

look at jimmy...that muffler fuck!

by Titts December 31, 2007

muff muffler

an asshole that for some reason finds it necessary to prevent you from getting any cheeks.

yo dog i was tryin to have some butt sex wit dat mexican bitch yesterday at the party, but some muff muffler came out of nowhere and fucked that up. SO THEN I KILLED HIM

by tyriqfromthestreet November 12, 2009

rusty muffler

Used as a code word over the phone when talking about marijuana cigarettes, joints, reefers, doobies, chongers, etc., etc....

Hey man do you got any rusty mufflers?

by stoner July 17, 2002

Coffee Can Muffler

An over sized muffler on a car, typically driven by wanna-be street racers that only care about how their car looks.

I hate those posers that just throw a coffee can muffler on their car.

by RX7philbert August 16, 2009

fatal sky muffler

This is a dangerous maneuver that should only be tried with adult supervision. A guy jumps out of a plane with a parachute on, holding on to a girl that does not have a parachute but is “trusting the guy” to hold on. He is thrusting her from behind in a violent doggie style motion, blowing his load on the girl’s bare back. As the last few drops dribble out, he pulls his parachute letting the girl go watching her fall to a brutal death. Yet extremely difficult to pull maneuver off, a few successful attempts have been recorded recently. -Andy K.

Lenny tricked Jen into pulling off a fatal sky muffler. She thought he was going to hold on to her.

by wakwizzle October 7, 2009

oklahoma ass muffler

Wadded up toilet paper used to muffle the sound of explosive gas and diarrhea

The walls of my trailer are thin, so when I have company over I have to use an Oklahoma Ass Muffler to stifle my bowel movement

by SickRN February 2, 2017

Dirty Muffler

When a hot chick sits on your face and farts; drowns out moans and/or screams.

I was 69'ing with Kim when she sat up and gave me a "Dirty Muffler".

by Big L 11968 November 13, 2011