college student 1: how'd u do on the test
college student 2: i stayed up real late the night before partying and probably taiwan jonesd it
college student 2: i stayed up real late the night before partying and probably taiwan jonesd it
by BigBadBuc October 20, 2017

by Leileene April 25, 2007

by Zeen R February 17, 2006

A Canadian Soda Beverage mixed with Promethazine Codeine Syrup. Basically just that Lean/Drank/Sizzurp/Muddy-Water with Jones instead of Sprite.
by EasterPinky November 22, 2011

The guitarist for the band Tool. He is extremely talented and is often able to "see" songs through a naturally occurring synesthesia. Also respected as a visual artist, Jones painted many of the dinosaurs seen in Jurassic Park as well as doing work with A Nightmare on Elm Street. And although he is left handed, he plays guitar right handed.
by a!ex July 3, 2006

Possibly the greatest BAMF of all time. He killed more Nazis in 6 hours of screentime than Eisenhower did in the War. Also, any attempt to argue against his greatness is proof of Nazi sympathy, and the perpetrator is to be labeled a Kraut and/or Hun.
by TheMan11 September 15, 2008

by Dong Woo January 24, 2005
