Monsters Inked

When a rather grizzly and sweaty gay man bursts through your closet door at night and ejaculates into your room, then disappearing back into the closet, never to be seen again.

I though it was a nightmare but in the morning I realized I was just monsters inked.

by Kennith of the long schlong November 16, 2017

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Ink Sucker

A derogatory term for someone who smokes a vape pen.

Todd is such and ink sucker; he always vapes while driving his Subaru too quickly.

by DapperPigeon February 6, 2018

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ink jerker

One who jerks off to animation, which is typically drawn with ink.

Toby, I can't believe you're an ink jerker! Put that hentai away

by 32vtk June 1, 2022

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ink on the sink

Bum hole tattoo

You seen Emily’s new tattoo?

Yeah mate it’s ink on the sink

by NotARealChef October 10, 2018

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An Ink Thief is someone who steals pens from shops, banks, and supermarkets for their own personal use. Ink Thieves show no regard for the person who supplied the pens, and just use them for their own enjoyment. Be wary if one of your friends (if you have friends, that is) is an Ink Thief, and if so, don't let them come within a 20 foot radius of any pens in your house.

Person 1: "Hey, John stole my pen!"
Person 2: "Yeah, he stole some pens when I went with him to the bank. That darn Ink Thief"

by evencoolerguy January 27, 2021

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