when you are doing the opposite of winning you are not winning the gooning contest
person 1 i challenge u to a gooning contest
person 2 ight bet

*two hours later*

person 1 alr bro u win this time

person two i guess u are Not winning the gooning contest
by Curry john stone September 12, 2024
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Twinkie eating contest

When a man or child turns into a dog that has rabies because he or she ate moldy sour patch kids.
by EddieBrock5 October 07, 2023
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No contest

Said when one is asked to compare two or more things and one is clearly so superior to the other that there's no comparison
Coworker: "Yo geek squad, which is better? Star Wars or Star Trek?"

Coworker 2: "Oh, no contest. Firefly"
by KnightofNerdom December 14, 2023
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L.A. Dick Contest

A shootout between street punks over women, status, or cred.
A few thugs got into an L.A. dick contest in the parking lot at the club in Compton Saturday night.
by panic oasis August 05, 2022
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My dad used to try to get me to fight him hoping on one leg, now I just realized why he said that out of prison, One legged but kicking contest
by YournameisTwat June 13, 2025
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Contest Of Speed

The greatest esports racing league in the world. Unmatched by any and all others.
Person 1: I'm looking to race online but i need a league with clean drivers and high quality infrastructure.

Person 2: You want COS, there's none better.

Person 1: COS?

Person 2: Contest Of Speed, go check them out www.contestofspeed.com
by x427 February 16, 2021
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contest of champions

Pay to Win game based on Marvel. The best part? OMG U CAN PAY 4732896487264872694876128748932T4836465873254873264872354YT245873254673264879249723 DOLLARS TO UNLOCK A CHANCE TO UNLOCK A TWO STAR DEDPEWL BUT U HAVE TO DOMINATE CHANCE!!!!!!
So... How's theContest of champions game going?
Contest? I stopped playing that shit and began with Future Fight
by ArtistOverlordRuler August 05, 2017
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