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Scupper Contest

A betting pool to determine which sailor can bring the ugliest woman back to the ship to be judged by the Officer of the Day (OOD).
Hey, we're having a Scupper Contest tonight. A dollar per man.
by Mackinaw83 February 26, 2017
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sleeping contest

Sleeping contest when you vs someone to see who can sleep the longest the win is always 100% the female
by Bing bing bong bong November 6, 2020
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Beyond mere failure, the absolute pinnacle of loserdom.
Amy didn't just fail, it was more like she got last place at a turd eating contest.
by Goat Milking Contest Winner. December 12, 2012
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Dirty Dick Down contest

For a man to have sex with as many woman as possible without cleaning his penis. The point is to see how many woman he can get to perform oral sex on him until one refuses to perform due to the smell
I made it to 7 woman in the Dirty Dick Down contest
by moochzigg March 10, 2020
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No handed spaghetti eating contest

When a male or female partner engages in cunnilingus on a female who is currently on her menstrual cycle. After making the female partner climax, the partner who performed the act then has a smear of red vaginal discharge on their face.
Dude, what is that stuff on your face! You look like you've been in a no handed spaghetti eating contest!
by UHIT October 21, 2022
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The 9th Annual Vanilla Level Design Contest

The 9th Annual Vanilla Level Design Contest was great!
by HaMufin December 29, 2021
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Hugging Contest

When two guys don't know how to fight, and they're just holding each other and kinda slapping occasionally.
"These bitches don't know how to throw a punch..."

"Mane, they have a hugging contest."
by nealestrigga January 20, 2025
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