One legged but kicking contest

Butt sex prison style

My dad used to try to get me to fight him hoping on one leg, now I just realized why he said that out of prison, One legged but kicking contest

by YournameisTwat June 13, 2025

Not winning the gooning contest

when you are doing the opposite of winning you are not winning the gooning contest

person 1 i challenge u to a gooning contest
person 2 ight bet

*two hours later*

person 1 alr bro u win this time

person two i guess u are Not winning the gooning contest

by Curry john stone September 12, 2024

sleeping contest

Sleeping contest when you vs someone to see who can sleep the longest the win is always 100% the female

Who is winning the sleeping contest

by Bing bing bong bong November 6, 2020

last place at a turd eating contest

Beyond mere failure, the absolute pinnacle of loserdom.

Amy didn't just fail, it was more like she got last place at a turd eating contest.

by Goat Milking Contest Winner. December 12, 2012

Contest Of Speed

The greatest esports racing league in the world. Unmatched by any and all others.

Person 1: I'm looking to race online but i need a league with clean drivers and high quality infrastructure.

Person 2: You want COS, there's none better.

Person 1: COS?

Person 2: Contest Of Speed, go check them out www.contestofspeed.com

by x427 February 16, 2021

contest of champions

Pay to Win game based on Marvel. The best part? OMG U CAN PAY 4732896487264872694876128748932T4836465873254873264872354YT245873254673264879249723 DOLLARS TO UNLOCK A CHANCE TO UNLOCK A TWO STAR DEDPEWL BUT U HAVE TO DOMINATE CHANCE!!!!!!

So... How's theContest of champions game going?
Contest? I stopped playing that shit and began with Future Fight

by ArtistOverlordRuler August 5, 2017

Twinkie eating contest

When a man or child turns into a dog that has rabies because he or she ate moldy sour patch kids.

Gonna have a Twinkie eating contest for my birthday.

by EddieBrock5 October 7, 2023