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Contestation

The action or process of disputing or arguing. an act, instance, or state of contesting
It is without contestation that Patrick is the best futures trader in the business.
by ndsports July 28, 2021
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Drowning contest

When two or more people compare and argue about who has had a harder life, thinking they somehow can win at being a loser.
Person A: "My dad beat me when I was a kid."

Person B: "At least your dad was around."

Person A: "Dude, this isn't some kind of...drowning contest. We've all had hardships."
by PaleteroJ December 24, 2014
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One legged but kicking contest

My dad used to try to get me to fight him hoping on one leg, now I just realized why he said that out of prison, One legged but kicking contest
by YournameisTwat June 13, 2025
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Beyond mere failure, the absolute pinnacle of loserdom.
Amy didn't just fail, it was more like she got last place at a turd eating contest.
by Goat Milking Contest Winner. December 12, 2012
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sleeping contest

Sleeping contest when you vs someone to see who can sleep the longest the win is always 100% the female
by Bing bing bong bong November 6, 2020
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Crying Contest

Hey who wants to meet up and have a crying contest?
by Bigduckdanny July 10, 2019
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