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bone through the phone

to sexually talk to someone through the phone and telling the other what you want to do to them at the moment. pretend like your having sex but talking on the phone.
dude: yo girll i wanna hit that so badd. i wud just shove my dick in yo my mouth and have you work.
i wanna bone through the phone to you.

Chick: oh yeahhh baby i wanna deepthroat rightt now.
by gatorhator June 16, 2009
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Bone in the closet

Verb:
When a person bangs another person in that same gender, except they are still "in the closet" about it; secretive, in denial out in the open.

Noun: Literally a "Bone in the closet".
V.:
(Names of the following are fictitious and any relation of the two are coincidental)

Steve is attracted to Bret in an intensely sexual way but since he's a self centered douche and cares mostly about his reputation they're going to Bone in the closet.

(N.):

First person: "I opened the door and there was something catching flies in there and it' smells awful. What was it?"

Second person:" . . .@$#*! Yeah, that's just a bone in the closet."
by Anonymous Wolffox November 26, 2009
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give the dog a bone

it means give your girlfriend your cock, and make her suck it real hard
person1: im gona give the dog a bone tonight
person2: like we all needed to know m8
person1: youve done it havent u
person2: ye
person1: exactly u told me you were gona do it
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009
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bone at the beach

When your wife cooks you up some good chicken nuggets and so she be like "bone at the beach
"Your chicken nuggets are ready hun, here you go, bone at the beach!"
by Fattyonce November 21, 2016
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bone slap the priest

When the food lookin fresh, you say it. The waiters at gore may restaurants say it when they serve wine to a roman attic couplem
Mah gurl made me some mac and the cheese. Dont mind if I do!😣 Bone slap the priest!
by Ty a rone December 12, 2016
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: External Gang Green (Fish Bone's): The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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