blind shit

When you go to the bathroom without checking if there is any toilet paper

John went to the bathroom at night, sat down to do his thing and realised, there is no toilet paper, John has taken a blind shit.

by Jarvisen January 15, 2016

Blind Elephant

When your t-bagging a girl and you flip around and your nuts cover her eyes and your dick hangs over her nose like an elephant truck, shes a blind elephant!!!

The blind Elephant is when
When your t-bagging a girl and you flip around and your nuts cover her eyes and your dick hangs over her nose like an elephant truck, shes a blind elephant!!!

by devilma June 29, 2009

nostalgia blindness

A condition in which fond memories of something cause a failure to perceive it objectively at a later time.

Thanks to my nostalgia blindness, I feel that movie I saw when I was six years old is still great, even though it doesn't hold up anymore.

by Razum Tazum August 20, 2020

Chowder Blind

The unexplainable pairing of a fairly attractive person accompanied by a beast. Most often found in the New England area (thus "Chowder Blind"). The couple is usually a male, pig sized, spray tanned ball of hair with a smoking hot chick. The roles can be reversed, but is indeed rare.

"Why did they let that hot chick into the bar with a full grown Mandril?"

"Thats her boyfriend. She's got the chowder blindness!"

"I was wondering why it was wearing clothes."

by Jray78 August 3, 2012

nigger blind

the inability to distinguish one blacky from an other

"Dude, is that Marlon Wayans or Damon Wayans?"
"Hell... how the fuck am I supposed? I'm nigger blind."

by Bucky Beils November 23, 2018

Tilting the blinds

Reminiscing about negative events of the past that you are unable or unwilling to let go of. Get over it.

On the animated show "The Simpsons", Principal Skinner always reflected on difficult memories by tilting the blinds in his office as he spoke of them.

by Neo Q Bahamut July 15, 2010

book blind

When someone jizzes in your eyes then you try to read a book.

My boyfriend and me tried book blind last night it was hard

by Taz_Devion August 24, 2017