Bed Writer

A person pissing or shitting on the bed in a letter pattern

Amber heard was a bed writer

by Rose koi June 1, 2022

Bed Writer

A person that used scat or urain to write on the bed sheet

*Bed writer* Someone Who pisses on the bed.

by Rose koi June 1, 2022

Wiki Page Writer

A person who has unlimited power and knowledge despite being something like a Discord mod. Also, the best part is that they share their knowledge with you for free. Rumour is, most people don't know to become a Wiki Page Writer.

I write Wiki pages as a Wiki Page Writer

by TheDefininitionCucumber May 1, 2022

Writer's rage

When you read a piece of literature so terrible that you suddenly have the extreme urge to write something better than it

Sam: hey did you go see r/menwritingwomen?
Violet: yes and it gave me severe writer's rage.

by E.V.D. January 1, 2021

Co-writer

Ohohohohohoho! Maybe not a charlatan! Are we starting to believe the things we say? Because I was going to go on a about how meritocracy isn't real and use myself as evidence... You know? Cause of all the blatant and public exploitation? But that might no longer be necessary! I don't have a bank account so just bring a briefcase full of money.

Hym "OHOHOHOHOHOHO!!! Oh!? Is the world-changing, genius philosopher your co-writer now!? Is that was makes your book so deep? Because it was co-written by the Mariana trench in human form? Hohohohohohoho! You're a lucky guy! To have the world's greatest mind on retainer like that. Maybe I was wrong about you!"

Iam "You forgot the 'convenient excuse' part..."

Hym "Huh? Oh! Ah shit! Yeah, Autism would be a super convenient excuse for my behavior. Untouchable! Beyond contempt! Above scrutiny! Better than everyone! Ahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam January 3, 2023

ghost writers in the sky

Da team of words-and-melody-notes jotters who actually composed da now-hugely-famous country-music selection, but put Johnny Cash's name to it.

An author should actually be da one to write his own compositions, or said plagiarizing fake might be condemned to join da ghost writers in the sky for all eternity!

by QuacksO December 22, 2022

Writer's Eureka

A phrase used to describe the sudden flood of ideas and inspiration to write, either a backstory, a story, or some other action of making literature. Can be a short flood or long term, depends of what you're writing.

"I know I have to do the dishes but I have writers eureka and I need to put all my ideas down."

"I don't have time, this writer's eureka doesn't last all day!"
"Jenna hasn't come out of her room, you think she has writer's eureka?"

by BRASH!! July 12, 2022