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The michael weaver

When you chain a deer to a pole, shoot it, and then proceed to place your chode inside of it
I was at my farm the other day and did the Michael Weaver
by C Man 44 November 10, 2017
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Evan weaver syndrome

An individual who is unfunny or stupid or behind in many internet trends
“Hey man what page is page 13 on” “mf do you have Evan weaver syndrome??”

Hey guys the sigma male meme is so funny bro” “dude that was 2 years ago you must have Evan syndrome…”
by Fanta in my kidneys March 18, 2025
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Weavered

To completely screw up a situation through your presence
Jason weavered up the robot during the exercise
by Salffg22 November 19, 2019
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Weaver

Weaver: Someone who throws like a sissy or performs badly in the clutch in baseball. Also, a slang term for poop.
Man, That dude throws like a weaver.

Check out this giant weaver I took in the toilet.
by Dex2518 May 28, 2018
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Blaze weaver bugs bunny sees Lola bunny Nothing to do but beat jordan in basketball but no Lebron stuff we gonna make it and we will find our shoes the btrues
by Blazeweaverisbugsbunnylolastar October 24, 2022
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the ol’ weaver

To not show up to anything, or show up and leave after 32 minutes.
Ex:
A: Yo dude are u going to the bar later?
B: Na man i think im going to pull the ol’ weaver!
by Official Flav December 4, 2024
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Vicky Weaver

To be a "Vicky Weaver" is to have no chance against the federal and state government.

Vicky Weaver was the wife of Randy Weaver at the Ruby Ridge standoff. The government had so much derogatory information that they were waging a genocide and a Christian fundamentalist/white supremacist takeover of the government. When they said "I'm a real Christian!" one too many times, the government made a preemptive strike.
Those antigovernment militias are so obvious! They're definitely gonna end up like Vicky Weaver. They need to be more secretive !

Fed 1: Let's give those little anti-gov punks a case of Vicky Weaver brains.
Fed 2: rotflmao
Fed 3: Vicky weaver brains! You're killing me! Hahahahahaha!
Fed 4: Vicky weaver brains it is, then. Just what the doctor ordered.
by Joey2dope July 17, 2023
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