Dick turban

Someone that you want to like, but they just keep disappointing you.

I thought Louis C.K.'s comedy was brilliant, but I stopped watching when he turned out to be a total dick turban.

by LyraNihlun February 17, 2023

awesome urban turban

an amazing dictionary that wears the Arabian hat and recognizes that the average male ejaculation is ten cubic centimeters.

A DICKTIONARY that has an AWESOME URBAN TURBAN due to it's ability to praise high quality bands and singers that have great song titles and lyrics. And not only that is able to integrate how HORNY everybody is when reading through the entries by including sexual references.

Write a lyrical phrase because they are wearing an AWESOME URBAN TURBAN and will take you through the wettest desert by just touching the enter button after you enter your QUEERY.

I am proud to tell you it is SHIT one. I meant this one but I want to help out here.

by EPODD HATHAWAY March 21, 2021

Dirty turbane

When the girl tells you not to cum in her face so you come in a rag and throw it in her face.

Don't cum on my face!

Okay hold on, let me cum in this rag.
Take this dirty turbane gurl!

by Jvzy June 9, 2018

Turban myth

Urban legend that is popular in India

I heard that if you’re naughty, Ganesh, the elephant god, will come out of your cupboard and hoover your toys up his trunk. I think it’s just a turban myth.

by Nuphagus December 26, 2019

turban roller

Brown boy in Wisconsin living amongst white people and nobody else

What’s up you turban roller

by TheRealPapíChulo June 30, 2018

Toilet Turban

A long bowel movement that wraps around the bottom of the toilet bowl.

I was feeling backed up and relieved myself only to see a large toilet turban in the bowl.

by MD PAPPAGEOGIO December 1, 2011

Turban nigger

Someone from India or some other shithole were turban usage is not frowned upon for some reason.
Also Sikhs.

Based guy: I don't know why they hired a new turban nigger, I get it is cheap but I don't like smelling shit at my workplace.
HR Karen: Generalizations about turban wearers are inaccurate and misleading. It's crucial to acknowledge the diversity and complexity of turban wearing practices.
Based guy: I hate women too I forgot while focusing on my turban-related hatred.

by El Bartos Amigo Gomez May 25, 2024