Wook Towel

A wook trinket used for wiping sweat, concealing wookery, cleaning drug boogers and holding on for dear life while tripping balls.

Riley: "Where do I get a wook towel or whatever it's called?"

Sergio: "OMG, It's called a 'pashmina'*!"

by Servio90 September 09, 2019

Finger Towel

A finger towel is a small-sized towel providing an easy convenience to dry a girl’s hands and 'fingertips' quickly after diddling her pussy to orgasm.

I keep a finger towel in my nightstand in case my mom barges in my room.

My finger towel was juicy tonight.

I caught my brother sniffing my finger towel.

by Eaton Holgoode February 08, 2018

Poon towel

A towel used exclusively by a female for cleaning her poon

(her) Hey, I keep my poon towel next to the bidet. Make sure you don't use it wipe your face.

That towel smells funny, it must be her poon towel.

by xmentalbenx August 22, 2020

Towel Eater

A species of humans that are known to take a white, bleached towel, stick half of it in their mouths, and chew on it for hours while at a gym. When they change machines, they change which side of the towel they "eat".

"I went to the gym today and saw a group of towel eaters! It was gross!"

by ToyStorier. January 16, 2010

Wet Towel

a person who is boring or useless

Mike is such a wet towel, i mean look at him he is just sitting there doing nothing.

by TheWizard13 July 28, 2011

Tea Towel

A Tea Towel (or dish towel in america) is a small towel, used to clean up spills, take hot items out of the oven or to dry plates, forks and knives after washing them in the sink.

I bought a new tea towel today, it only cost $1.99 and it's really nice and absorbant! YAY

by iKielo1 January 30, 2009

Bowel Towel

Noun; After taking a shit and being unaware that you are out of toilet paper, your next best option is to use a towel conveniently hung near the toilet.

"After Michael dropped a deuce, his next best option was the bowel towel hanging next to the tub."

by hansonpaulsey December 27, 2009