Sir. Yappington the Third

A person, usually male, who constantly talks non-sense, or yaps that they could either be royal or knighted for how much they do so.

James: Please make room for our highness you peasants, Sir. Yappington the Third is coming through!
Billy: *Yaps his way through the hall*
Philip: *Starts to tear up* His yaps.. They're so beautiful..

by The Remsters April 19, 2024

Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third

The bestest character from The Adventure Zone.

Person 1: Who is your favorite fantasy character?
Person 2 (me): Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third

by Your friendly neighborhood idi October 22, 2020

The Middle Third

A slightly bulbous area in the middle of a penis that mildly simulates initial insertion.

The middle third is used to describe a penis type.

by dr_obert July 29, 2023

S.O.B. version of the twenty third psalm.

It goes: Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil cause I'm the meanist S.O.B. in the valley.

Do you know the S.O.B. version of the twenty third psalm?
S.O.B. version of the twenty third psalm.

by Deep blue 2012 August 20, 2010

Law of the Included Third

A logical principle that rejects the classical law of excluded middle (either a proposition is true or its negation is true). Instead, the law of the included third allows for a third truth-value: a proposition can be both true and false, or neither, or somewhere in between. It is foundational for paraconsistent logic, fuzzy logic, and dialectical thinking, where contradictions are not automatically fatal but can be integrated into reasoning. In complex systems—such as social contradictions, quantum superpositions, or borderline cases—a strict true/false binary fails; the included third acknowledges that reality often contains overlapping, ambiguous, or transitional states.

Example: “In a dialectical view, capitalism and socialism are not mutually exclusive; the law of the included third allows for hybrid economies where both elements coexist and transform.”

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 24, 2026

Law of the Spectral Third

A logical extension proposing that there is not just one third value but a spectrum of intermediate truth-values—a “spectrum” between true and false, where propositions can be partially true, probable, or contextually graded. The spectral third replaces binary logic with a continuum, often used in quantum logic, fuzzy logic, and probability theory. It recognizes that many statements (e.g., “the system is stable”) are matters of degree, not absolutes. The spectral third allows for nuanced reasoning where truth is not a switch but a gradient.

Example: “The claim that ‘democracy exists’ is not simply true or false; under the law of the spectral third, we evaluate it as a spectrum—from fully democratic to barely so—capturing gradations the binary misses.”

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 24, 2026

Law of the Infinite Third

A principle asserting that there are infinitely many truth-values beyond simple true and false—a continuous infinity of possible truth degrees, corresponding to real numbers between 0 and 1. This is the foundation of infinite-valued logics (e.g., Łukasiewicz logic). The infinite third allows for modeling vague concepts, probabilities, and gradual transitions without forcing a binary cutoff. In practice, it underpins fuzzy control systems, machine learning confidence scores, and any domain where certainty is a matter of degree.

Example: “The diagnosis wasn’t ‘disease or no disease’; the law of the infinite third let us assign a 0.73 probability, capturing the uncertainty that binary logic couldn’t.”

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 24, 2026