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Stuart

A Stuart is a person who looks up whilst underneath a fine crystal glass table whilst another person know as a Hanover sits on top of the table and defecates.
That man knows how to stop getting shit on himself, I bet he's a Stuart
by Glass Table Owners Group November 15, 2021
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Wilson Stuart

Wilson Stuart is a very sexy man who is good at most video games. He may look good but he has an inability pull any bitches. His type are big booty asians who like Travis Scott, Kanye, and Playboi Carti
"My best friend is Wilson Stuart"
"Damn nigga you lucky as fuck"
by Retarded Frog April 16, 2024
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Stuart

A lazy middle class hippie crackhead you see around in the 90s. The moment you walk into his room you’ll feel high. Plays Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” on loop for hours. Friends will call him Stu or Stupig.
Hey Stu!

I wonder if Stuart is still alive now, he probably died of OD tho
by MarsLuvTabi August 7, 2018
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Stuart

A fuck buddy you definitely don’t want your parents to know about
I’m off to meet Stuart (I’m away to get my Nat King Cole)
by Dr Dongmeister September 16, 2020
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Lachlan but actually Stuart

Red haired boy who secretly loves cock, fantasises about sucking dick all day long and dreams of shadows
Man that dude is such a lachlan but actually stuart
by bushini349358 June 13, 2022
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Stuart Poppadom

Stuart Poppadom is a widespread Minion name for the best Minions in the Haus of Poppadom
Stuart Poppadom? no im a Stuart Poppasub
by Stuart Poppadom October 15, 2025
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M3 Stuart

A small, mid-war tank used in WW2
Person 1: "ay, yo got any M5 stuarts?"

Person 2: "No, we got M3 Stuarts tho"
by ORA! December 28, 2020
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