cerys stuart

a stupid bitch who gets at least one rake to the face, she’s got blue eyes, single asf

omg ur defo a cerys stuart

by fatfrickwithchickennuggets December 3, 2019

Jaimie Stuart

The act of striking someone in the back of the head after they accidentally threw a harmless soft toy at you.
Only applicable if you have a massive ego to compensate for your micropenis.

Bro #1 - “Bro that dude just accidentally threw a soft toy at your head”
Bro #2 - “Bro hold my rum; I’m going to Jaimie Stuart that cunt”

by LD666 July 12, 2024

Jazmine Stuart

A bright girl with a cute smile. She is nice and beautiful. She has a very nice body and skinny. She is the perfect girl to be with. If you ever cross one than you would be lucky to even get her.

Did you see Jazmine Stuart, she so fine. She always looking like a snack.

by Jasmine Stuart November 9, 2018

A Stuart

A wee rosy cheeked bawbag, has a condition of repetitive head bobbing due to sooking too much penis. Stuart’s normally drive classy cars like a fiat 500 convertible. I used to think fiat stood for fix it another day but actually stands for fist it another day

Your such a Stuart

by Ihatestuartwatson February 14, 2024

Stuart

Stuart is a mongo and nothing more than selfish basturd he has a problem of not giving a fuck about anyone or anything even his own kids

Paul: is that Stuart

Gordon: yep

Paul: take it that’s him left again

by Charlie Anderson January 5, 2020

Stuart Jarman

Is a knobend.

Hey, have you seen Stuart Jarman?

Yea, he's such a knobend!

by Stuartisaknob December 20, 2018

Stuart

A Stuart is a silly goose. In fact, he is the silliest of all of the geese.

You are such a Stuart for getting that question wrong

by Guitarist121 March 25, 2025